Happy 2008, stay straight and don't let the laws relate nor the law relegate and if in this year you do find yourself at a pearly gate deny! deny! that you habitually masturbate...
I'M so drunkenly stoned right now I feel like I drank absinthe with sugar and ice...
no no I mean I'm so fucking soar I feel like I put my abs-in-the workshop vise
Anyways heres your pizzagram ma'am Happy 'nother day except with a different name and year and underpinnings of a new revolution but not really because it's 365.25 days so not until 6 but we all can't wake that early so we just celebrate early and the the new year creeps upon us while we lie in bed with our minds all squirrelly from the nights of imbibing concoctions that make the room swirly.....so ha ha hee hee I'll stay up until 3 past 3....
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