Englishman,American and iraqi are sitting on top of the empire state building drinking vodka.The American turns to the iraqi and says 'If you throw yourself off of here the wind scoops you up spins you round and places you safely back where you were sitting.' 'No way the iraqi replies,prove it.' So the American hurls himself off and as promised he is placed safely back down again. The iraqi looks at him in amazement and then throws himself off and falls to the floor below and is killed instantly. The Englishman turns to the American and says 'Fuckin hell superman youre a nasty fucker when youve had a drink.'
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no hes not, but I am the light and the way
and it didnt really happen.
you are also a tool
weldingman
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No my big cock is, you see situation I am the chosen one, really I am. I mean just look at me. when I pause 500lbs off my chest for reps , it makes me feel to sexy for my shirt.
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It always struck me odd that people would protest a flying bullet-proof man with X-ray vision, but they never questioned such a lame secret identity.
"Hey, who are you?"
(man returns eyeglasses to his face)
"Oh, Clark, of course! I didn't recognize you without your glasses!"
And his co-workers were all supposed to be investigative reporters? Journalists? People with an eye for detail?
