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(from an email)
Are ya havin' a Bad Day????
Well then, consider this....
#1 - In a hospital Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
in the same bed on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as
to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so
experts assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m.,
all the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward
to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other
holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson,
the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged
the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day????
#2 - Average cost of rehabilitating a seal after Exxon Valdez
oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony,
two of the most expensively saved animals were being released
back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
#3 - A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some
kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current,
she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment,
he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a Bad Day????
#4 - Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty
of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly,
all 2,000 pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
#5 - Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now.... feeling better????
Are ya havin' a Bad Day????
Well then, consider this....
#1 - In a hospital Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
in the same bed on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as
to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so
experts assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m.,
all the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward
to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other
holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson,
the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged
the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day????
#2 - Average cost of rehabilitating a seal after Exxon Valdez
oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony,
two of the most expensively saved animals were being released
back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
#3 - A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some
kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current,
she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment,
he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a Bad Day????
#4 - Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty
of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly,
all 2,000 pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
#5 - Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now.... feeling better????
