He got no respect - RIP Rodney

[cappo5150]

Rodney Dangerfield just passed away. Poor guy, he was my fav old school comics.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=638&ncid=762&e=1&u=/nm/20041006/en_nm/people_dangerfield_dc

 

[tryintogetbig]

he was pretty funny, i rember the one movie where he coached the soccer team, and had his son or step son dressw up as agirl and play on the team. he will definetly be missed

 

[solid10]

We will miss his great sense of humor.
Thanks for the laughs!

 

[BoneCrusher]

He always had my respect. We even named a pet after him. Later Rodney

 

[PreMier]

I liked him, this sucks. Ahh.. the good ole days of the caddy shack

 

[oaktownboy]

this sucks..was this on the news cuz i didn't see it

 

[Crono1000]

yes i just learned of this myself. it is very sad.

 

[cappo5150]

he was pretty funny, i rember the one movie where he coached the soccer team, and had his son or step son dressw up as agirl and play on the team. he will definetly be missed

Ladybugs, that was a good movie. Did you know that the main kid in that movie is dead also? He hung himself.

 

[Mudge]

I heard him on Stern not that long ago and could tell his time was soon

 

[Luke9583]

You know he only got $35,000 for caddy shack. No respect is right

I'll miss him.

 

[Dale Mabry]

RIP, very sad, very sad.

 

[P-funk]

That guy was the man. I was pretty disapointed to wake up and see that in the news. A really really funny guy.

 

[ponyboy]

He is a classic that will be very missed.

 

[ZECH]

Yep, one of my favorites!

 

[MaxMirkin]

Damn! I always loved Rodney. RIP man!!!

 

[maniclion]

1. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
2. If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
3. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
4. A girl phoned me the other day and said .... "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
5. I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it.
6. With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
7. I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
8. I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
9. I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
10. I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
11. My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
12. My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
13. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
14. My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

 

[maniclion]

* I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy... I'd have had nothing to play with.

* It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

* I was such an ugly kid... When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

* I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.

* I was such an ugly baby... My mother never breast-fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

* I'm so ugly... My father carried around a picture of a kid that came with his wallet.

* When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through."

* I'm so ugly... My mother had morning sickness... AFTER I was born.

* I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

* Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you
think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide"

* My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

* I'm so ugly... I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.

* I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror...I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

* I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

* With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

* Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those times I was reading it.

* One year they wanted to make me poster boy for birth control.

* I'm so ugly; when I was born the doctor slapped my mother!

 

[cappo5150]

Ah those are classic.

 

[ZECH]

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

 

[maniclion]

I looked up my family tree... I found out I was the sap.

 

[Paynne]

"I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, 'There goes the neighborhood!' "

"When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out, my act was reviewed in Field and Stream."

"Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' "

"When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up."

"When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names -- hers and her mother's."

With my wife, I don't get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet."

"With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it."


RIP Rodney