hey babs..did ya find me?

[Burner02]

so..on Monday..I went with the girl friend and the couple we are going with to Mexico in December to the Armadillo restaraunt.
They had $2.00 margaritas. They weren't as good as mine..but after three of them, I didn't care. I wasn't drunk, but felt good. Now, seeings that I work every weekend, I dont get to go out very much, so Monday nights are usually go out to dinner with GF and friends night.
We were the last table to leave and I think they promptly locked the door as soon as the last one of us walked thru it.
Me, being a humorous (at least in my mind) person when I drink,, was having a little fun at the expense of my GF. (nothing rude) well, she pretended to kick me in the ass..
I followed thru..and since I was near to my truck..I took two steps and leaped into the bed of my truck, disappearing from view. I also..smashed my shin on top of the tail gate in the process.
So..here is the big, bad bouncer...crumpled up in the bed of his friggin cold ass truck bed wimpering, 'owie!'

Hey....when it is cold outside..pain increases by a factor of 5. If I had actually had hurt myself..I would have died.
That's my silly monday night story..and the Broncos lost..again. At least they are being consistant..

 

[Burner02]

about a year ago..or more..as a joke on the night shift, I bought that girls gon wild 3 tapes for 10.00.
They keep sending them to me!
I have every friggin one of them..snoop..spring break..all of 'em.

thinking I should ebay...maybe give crash first dibs on them....
crash?

 

[Burner02]

as some of you know, I work as a bouncer on weekends. last Saturday was kinda funny. I was walking past some woman..I thik in her upper 30's. She reached out and felt up my arm and smiled at me. I returned it and kept on my way. Bout 30 or so minutes later, I was standing in a doorway monitoring the crowd and here comes that woman again. This time, she had her boyfriend in tow..holding his hand. Again, she looked at me..and flet up my arm! IN FRONT OFHER MAN! I just chuckled. He didn't think it was too funny..as he was scowling her on their way out...
Pretty much the highlight of my night.
Well, I did get to 'invite' someone to leave..but he went quietly..so nothing exciting.

 

[naturaltan]

troublemaker!

 

[Burner02]

hey buddy!
Thought you might find your way over here!

 

[BabsieGirl]

LMAO -- You are too funny and you ARE a post whore......HUGE......

 

[Burner02]

thank you...
speaking of huge..have you seen my.....







maxim collection? I think I have every issue since it came out. Funny...I have been dating my girl for 6 months now..and am 6 months behind in my reading..go figure..

 

[BabsieGirl]

Okay. Just finished reading everything and met a newbie here at work....which is why it took me a while to respond.

So, just how big are you? Do you have any pics posted?

I agree with Natural -- TROUBLE MAKER!!!!! Too funny. lady feeling your arm in from of her man...... That should tell him something. Get in shape and he'll be the only man she's feeling.

 

[Burner02]

Originally posted by BabsieGirl
So, just how big are you? Do you have any pics posted?

not tha I can post..


OH! you mean of me in general??
yeah..don't laugh....
huge? nope. Just a shade over average...
http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/sl...20+July+03&.dnm=005_2---1.jpg&.src=ph&.view=t

 

[Burner02]

newbie? Ya have to train this person? Hate training people....Might eb because I do not much like my job. Hard to show enthusiasm thru clenched teeth..

 

[BabsieGirl]

I hear that. Nah, HR was bringing by a new gal. I then had to explain to her what I did, why and inform her of the ONLY reason she will need to bug me.

Nah...Next month IT'S GOING TO BE HELL.........Will be preparing for year end. I think I'll have a total of 8 temps helping me. I'll need to train them plus answer IT functions in the process and help accounting with book closings....ahhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Burner02]

I hope you get paid well!
so..no laughing..no..'oh, you poor, misshaped guy, you..'?

 

[BabsieGirl]

That's a laugh. I work for a japanese owned company. Can you say....tight? I make 40. I keep telling them they need ANOTHER ME...with all the mtgs I have to go to, IM to keep up with lol..thought I'd throw that in there.....I need help.

 

[Burner02]

makes ya feel better...I've been working here for almost 5 years..and have fainnaly passed what I made @ my previous company only recently...

I don't know how I'd get through days here w/out this site..
awww...you guys......I'm gonna get all teary eyed....
can i get a hug?

 

[BabsieGirl]

Originally posted by Burner02
makes ya feel better...I've been working here for almost 5 years..and have fainnaly passed what I made @ my previous company only recently...

I don't know how I'd get through days here w/out this site..
awww...you guys......I'm gonna get all teary eyed....
can i get a hug?

A BIG HUG[/SIZE=4]

 

[BabsieGirl]

okay....so that didn't work....

it's the thought that counts, right?

 

[Burner02]

aww..tanks..


wanna hear how bad I have it for this silly zoo?
When I go on vacation...I go thru IM withdrawl....for about three days...

 

[BabsieGirl]

How bad do ya have it partner?

lol.....I hear ya on that...

 

[Burner02]

ooh...so bad.

 

[BabsieGirl]

Okay,....you're slacking.........

You gonna make it to the Arnold Expo?

 

[Burner02]

when is it?

 

[BabsieGirl]

March 5th - 7th

 

[Burner02]

maybe.....
will have to see. Kristen and I might get to go to Belize in the Spring for a veterinarian conference around that time.....meeting my friends would be great...but....scuba diving in paradise is tops..

 

[Burner02]

I just de-whorred your journal...I think I have about 3 pages of whorring in my journal....there is a workout posted in there every once in a while....

 

[BabsieGirl]

Scuba diving is DEF. TOPS...........have fun!

Hey....I hope I didn't come across as bitchy BUT, I want to be able and others to be able to scan through my journal with out having to read through all the muck.

Thanks cause that was Q U I C K

 

[Burner02]

I can do alot of things quick..others...I like totake my time..
like eating ice cream.....


Naw..I love my frineds coming into my journal..but I don't like all the 'muck' in it..using your words. What can you do.. oh yeah..tell them to delete their posts!

 

[Rissole]

Nice storys bud... You been hangin with Jonwell....

 

[Burner02]

naw..I haven't raged, beat anyone up, nor ripped off my shirt and flexxed my superior physique....


but...thanks for the insult, pal!

 

[BabsieGirl]

lmao...that was pretty funny

 

[Rissole]

No worries...
Hey just saw the pics of Kris Nice.....
too bloody nice for you... but hey....