Hi-Tech Redneck Glossary
reboot~ What you do when yer done scratchin' yer feet.
hardware~ nuts, bolts, nails, screws, etc.
server~ That feller who doles out the beans.
spread sheet~ One way of fertilizin' a field.
point and click~ What happens when yer gun misfires.
cell phone~ What you use to make yer one call from jail.
3.5 inch floppy~ The droppin of a really small cow.
microchip~ That same droppin' after it's been sittin' out in the sun for a spell.
hard drive~ A truck with two flat tires, stripped gears and a burnt-out clutch.
reboot~ What you do when yer done scratchin' yer feet.
hardware~ nuts, bolts, nails, screws, etc.
server~ That feller who doles out the beans.
spread sheet~ One way of fertilizin' a field.
point and click~ What happens when yer gun misfires.
cell phone~ What you use to make yer one call from jail.
3.5 inch floppy~ The droppin of a really small cow.
microchip~ That same droppin' after it's been sittin' out in the sun for a spell.
hard drive~ A truck with two flat tires, stripped gears and a burnt-out clutch.
