Any New Jersey Members?
Looking For Local Buds
Looking For Local Buds
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
danny81 lives in NJ
Danny, check his gallery. I think he could take you, you being pissed or not. Why don't you just talk to him.? You might bond. Do you just want to throw that away? This could be the greatest love story in IM's history!!!!
he doesnt look jacked at all.
Of course you don't want your guys in pants, you want them out of their pants...What Makes You Guys Think We Want Anybody In Pants Get Over Yourselves....unbelivable!!!!!!!!!!!
in 2307 bc a small abnormal spaceship hovered just a few miles above Earth scanning the surface when they tracked a single male running through the brush from a large predatory animal. Just in the nick of time they grabbed him in a gravitational shield and lifted him up out of harms way. Slowly they pulled him into their craft and paralyzed his muscles. They began looking over his body and noticed that he had a deep fissure in his rear end and at the bottom of this was a large bushel of hair surrounding a strange star shaped hole. Thinking that it had some celestial meaning they thought that they may be able to hook a communication device to it and learn more. They took their more primitive comm cords with a long jack much like our larger headphones had but larger in circumference and plugged it in, he let out a guttural moan and they thought they had discovered something. But nothing happened afterwards so thinking they may need to readjust it they yanked out the jack and in the process hit his prostate just right making his phallus begin to extend. They thought "this must be the creatures antennae" so they pushed the jack back in, but still no communication began. After a bit of discussion it was decided that maybe they needed to send a beginning transmission so they cranked up the power and sent a preamble much like our modems do today, but they use several thousand volts because their technology uses very dense, but thin wire strands. You know when traveling through space it's best to have the most rugged materials, anyway this voltage hit his prostate so hard that he proceeded to spew a load that would gag John H. and it started to short all of their equipment causing them to make a crash landing. Once on the ground they decided that this creature must be very smart to launch a defense like that so they set him free. And this was the start of many millenniums of our revered homosexual community. This also explains why so many anal probes are reported by alien abductees. You see as the aliens were cleaning up they stored the mess and did experiments with it. They found that not only did it make a great adhesive for their sticky notes, but that it had healing properties for their skin and also that it made a good spice for their foods....ive been wondering can u cum by RECIEVING anal?