Evil Eagle
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This is one reason why I never dated chicks between September and March. They are always looking for a bf at this time because they are getting fat and don't want to be the only cousin at grandma's without bf at xmas. They keep that sucker around until shortly after Valentine's Day after which they tend to hop on Jenny Crank and hit the tanning beds getting ready for spring break and Memorial Day. By Labor day they are getting fat again and the cycle repeats.
I want to print this off and staple it all over the local mall because there has never been a more true statement in the history of mankind.
Kudos to you, sir.
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