IM creative story thread....

[goob]

Probably been done before, but what the hell...

Idea is you have to complete the next sentence of the story. One sentence each.

A young lad walked slowly back from the gym.......

 

[fufu]

hobbling as though he had a 2x4 shoved in his ass

 

[Little Wing]

he was tired of being teased by the bigger guys

 

[Little Wing]

he decided to buy some steroids...

 

[Little Wing]

what he didn't know was that these were no ordinary steroids

 

[goob]

they had magical properties

 

[fufu]

He was infact injecting animal semen into his veins. A strange side effect came about...

 

[Little Wing]

 

[Little Wing]

 

[Richie1888]

he turned into a cat with red eyes and some named fufu took a photo and stuck him in a forum avatar lol jk mate

 

[goob]

...said the voice in his head, but he shook it off and moved onwards...

 

[Richie1888]

towards the sex aid shop...

 

[Little Wing]

he developed the ripped physique of a top male bodybuilder without the fat gut. and the intelect and emotional instability of a woman.



























i can say that i'm a girl

 

[fufu]

Then one day he walked outside and was struck by lightening

 

[Doublebase]

He turned completely white.

 

[Bakerboy]

But one day, on his way home from the grocery store, the young man was struck by a brilliant idea.

 

[Doublebase]

He started working with stem cells.

 

[ponyboy]

By eating them whole like Christopher Reeves in that episode of South Park.

 

[MCx2]

He then grew testicles the size of watermellons and charged admission to see them.

 

[zombul]

hit a whole in one right after winning powerball

 

[Little Wing]

and when he shat they came out as living things. strange, mutated, stinky....

 

[zombul]

and could write in cursive.

 

[Doublebase]

with a size 14 font.

 

[zombul]

His nuts developed a clever marketing scheme that made him lots of money called MusclTech.

 

[Bakerboy]

They also listened to "crazy" by Brittany Spears over and over again which eventually turned then isane.

 

[Bakerboy]

Whoops, I did it again.

 

[zombul]

So he spent all his money to have them removed but the Doc failed so his gf kicked him in the nads still with no success so he said "hit me baby one more time"

 

[maniclion]

and then out of no where a pterodactyl with razor sharp talons and an appetite for insane losers (almost like kenwood) swooped down from a muggled september rainy sky and bit the fool's torso out leaving head and shoulders twirling in the air like a statued bust falling from it's mantle, and the legs stayed stiff and paralyzed, piss and liquid shit oozed down his panted legs...his last thoguht, he should have stayed away from the packaged spinach...

 

[fletcher6490]

Then the song "it's raining men" started blairing real loud and out of nowhere Bigdyl came running over and started to dance...

 

[zombul]

It was love at first site so they mated.