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One on one. IronMagazine Battles for the Ages. Here are my pics and why.
Johnnny vs. John H.
I would have to take Johnnny in this one. John H. is more intelligent, probably a much better hand to hand fighter, and has a lot of gay AND bisexual friends (no offense to anyone) who would get his back. But Johnnny has all those "pro" bodybuilders who always give him advice behind him, so I would call their teams a toss up. Plus Johnnny has a HYUGE upper chest from all that incline work. All he needs to do is kneel down and incline press John H. up and on the ground for the 10 count. John H. would not get up, seeing that he would enjoy looking up Johnnny's shorts so much while laying on the ground.
Italian44 vs. Ahsan
Man this is a toss up. Italian44 has no physique and a unibrow. Ahsan has some crazy narrow pecs and can do like 5 pull ups all by himself, so Ahsan would be wiping the floor with Italian44 in hand to hand combat. However, if in trouble, he can surely throw a Kerry/Liberal website link at Ahsan, and that would transport him to another dimension full of tree-huggers and hippies. Italian would win by the TKO 10 count ruling. Cheap victory if you ask me.
GoPro vs TwinPeak
The two big supplement gurus come head to head in a classic matchup of brawn, bucks and supps. Both would be using their respective supplement companies to their advantage. GoPro would energize himself with some Redline and get a hyuge pump from the Nitrous... However TwinPeak would counter by making himself hyuuuge by drinking 5 containers of LeptiGen Mass.
Head to head GoPro has a small advantage due to Twin Peaks shoulder injury , however TwinPeak uses his chest hair to give GoPro rug burn across his body. Both are almost equal, but after a long and painful battle, both would be immobilzed. TwinPeak would then pull out his secret weapon... the fact he is a Lawyer and sue GoPro.. causing him to go broke, and utterly lose. TwinPeak wins.
Sapphire vs RockGazer
Both these hot vixens duke it out in a battle of who has the most near nude pics on their sig. So instead of a regular battle, I put in a mud pit and first person to get totaly nude, wins. Winner: All the guys.
Bring on some more... Im tired.
Johnnny vs. John H.
I would have to take Johnnny in this one. John H. is more intelligent, probably a much better hand to hand fighter, and has a lot of gay AND bisexual friends (no offense to anyone) who would get his back. But Johnnny has all those "pro" bodybuilders who always give him advice behind him, so I would call their teams a toss up. Plus Johnnny has a HYUGE upper chest from all that incline work. All he needs to do is kneel down and incline press John H. up and on the ground for the 10 count. John H. would not get up, seeing that he would enjoy looking up Johnnny's shorts so much while laying on the ground.
Italian44 vs. Ahsan
Man this is a toss up. Italian44 has no physique and a unibrow. Ahsan has some crazy narrow pecs and can do like 5 pull ups all by himself, so Ahsan would be wiping the floor with Italian44 in hand to hand combat. However, if in trouble, he can surely throw a Kerry/Liberal website link at Ahsan, and that would transport him to another dimension full of tree-huggers and hippies. Italian would win by the TKO 10 count ruling. Cheap victory if you ask me.
GoPro vs TwinPeak
The two big supplement gurus come head to head in a classic matchup of brawn, bucks and supps. Both would be using their respective supplement companies to their advantage. GoPro would energize himself with some Redline and get a hyuge pump from the Nitrous... However TwinPeak would counter by making himself hyuuuge by drinking 5 containers of LeptiGen Mass.
Head to head GoPro has a small advantage due to Twin Peaks shoulder injury , however TwinPeak uses his chest hair to give GoPro rug burn across his body. Both are almost equal, but after a long and painful battle, both would be immobilzed. TwinPeak would then pull out his secret weapon... the fact he is a Lawyer and sue GoPro.. causing him to go broke, and utterly lose. TwinPeak wins.
Sapphire vs RockGazer
Both these hot vixens duke it out in a battle of who has the most near nude pics on their sig. So instead of a regular battle, I put in a mud pit and first person to get totaly nude, wins. Winner: All the guys.
Bring on some more... Im tired.
