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Are you happy now Lean'r and Seyone?!? 
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Can I trade my job for what's behind door #1?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Chaos, panic and disorder - my work is done here.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
When in doubt, tell the truth. (Mark Twain)
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
Constant change is here to stay.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Don???t be old until you have lived!
Don't let the past hold you back. You're missing today???s good stuff.
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's acorn that held its ground.
Enthusiasm is contagious. Start an epidemic!
Education is expensive, but ignorance is more so.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Can I trade my job for what's behind door #1?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Chaos, panic and disorder - my work is done here.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
When in doubt, tell the truth. (Mark Twain)
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
Constant change is here to stay.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Don???t be old until you have lived!
Don't let the past hold you back. You're missing today???s good stuff.
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's acorn that held its ground.
Enthusiasm is contagious. Start an epidemic!
Education is expensive, but ignorance is more so.
