List Of Actual Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hong Kong

[Little Wing]

List Of Actual Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hongkong


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I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

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Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

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Gun wounds again?

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Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

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A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

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Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

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Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

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Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

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Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

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You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

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I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

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You daring lousy guy.

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Beat him out of recognizable shape!

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I have been scared shitless too much lately.

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I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

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Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

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The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

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How can you use my intestines as a gift?

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This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

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Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.

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Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.​

 

[maniclion]

I used to rent a lot of cheesy kung-fu films as a kid. I know that list could be a lot longer.....

 

[emitecaps]

Damn, some of that is hilarious.

 

[fufu]

lawl!!!!!

 

[Little Wing]

i read these a few times. i can't even pick a favorite.

 

[goob]

Priceless...

Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.


Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.​

 

[maniclion]

"I want you to try the taste of danger. I won't open the door for you…"
"Bitch! Open the door or I will break your tits!"
“Your spear is useless... You better use it for mixing excretory.”
“Now I feel flatulent, and you did it.”
“My innards have all been disturbed by him.”
“That may disarray my intestines.”
“I please your uterus. You kiss my toes. It’s fair.”
“This is the Martial Arts Competition, not a place for fighting!”

 

[Yanick]

Those crazy chinese!

*Runs and hides from KentDog*

Don't accept thick pores!

 

[The Monkey Man]

I would like to hear the original american lines before those sad translations...

Just to see HOW twisted they got it

 

[KentDog]

Those crazy chinese!

*Runs and hides from KentDog*

Don't accept thick pores!

lol, oh man this stuff is great; I love finding this kind of thing. You guys should see some of the knockoff clothing they have overseas. "Nikee," "Bolo" (Polo), etc.. I couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw people wearing them. I will have to find some to bring back next time I go.

I have always found foreign movie subtitles to be hilarious, especially when they have the main badass characters talking trash to each other and then whoever did the subs have them talking like little kids would at recess.