man wakes up from surgery and finds out his penis was amputated by mistake

[heckler7]

http://news.yahoo.com/alabama-man-claims-penis-amputated-mistake-012842141.html

(Reuters) - An Alabama man who went in to a hospital last month for a circumcision awoke after surgery to find his penis had been amputated, his lawyer said on Thursday.
Johnny Lee Banks Jr., 56, said in a lawsuit filed in state court earlier this week that no one at the Princeton Baptist Medical Center in Birmingham, Alabama, had told him why it had been necessary to remove his penis.
"My client is devastated," said Banks' attorney John Graves.
Banks, who is married and does not work due to a disability, did not recall the precise date of the incident but believed it occurred in June, his attorney said.
A spokeswoman for the hospital's parent company said in a statement that Banks' allegations were without merit.
"We intend to defend all counts aggressively," Kate DeWitt Darden, spokeswoman for Baptist Health System, said in a statement.
The lawsuit does not specify a monetary value of the damages.
Named as defendants in the lawsuit are the hospital, the Simon-Williamson Clinic, Urology Centers of Alabama and two doctors, Graves said.
Representatives for the Simon-Williamson Clinic and the Urology Centers of Alabama did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

 

[dave 236]

Wtf? My life suddenly sucks a lot less. It isnt perfect but 2 things didnt happen, 1 i didnt decide i needed a circumcision and 2 it wasn't confused with a penile amputation.

 

[charley]

..I like the fact that the guy can't tell you exactly when it happened, you might think that a man would remember the date that he had his cock chopped off..

 

[heckler7]

..I like the fact that the guy can't tell you exactly when it happened, you might think that a man would remember the date that he had his cock chopped off..

ya exactly I dont think anyone would forget that

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

Id kill myself

 

[Tbjeff]

First thought, how am I gonna LHJO? Second, wtf?

 

[heckler7]

probably would kill myself too, but I would wait to see how much I got from my lawsuit. Imagine how much you would pin if you never had to worry about deca dick

 

[Watson]

good could always come from this......think back and imagine this man was azzas father before he laid that egg.......see my point.....

 

[uberdawg]

Id kill myself

Yep..But not before I took out the mother*#&@@ who chopped my dick off first!!

 

[bdeljoose]

Why would he get trimmed anyways? He is 56. From what I hear the girls prefer the elephant trunk more.

 

[drksanctuary]

Hopefully, he got it puta back on with something extra like bobbit.

I think the guy in the uk that was pulled into a concrete mixer by his draw string and watched it get mangled is still worse.

 

[heckler7]

hopefully, he got it puta back on with something extra like bobbit.

I think the guy in the uk that was pulled into a concrete mixer by his draw string and watched it get mangled is still worse.

 

[ANDYFLEX]

probably would kill myself too, but I would wait to see how much I got from my lawsuit. Imagine how much you would pin if you never had to worry about deca dick

LMFAO this comment made my day

 

[REDDOG309]

I would take loads of estrogen and buy some new shoes and a sun dress........

 

[exerciseordie]

I saw this browsing the interwebz the other day. I'd be one pissed off mother fucker.

 

[exerciseordie]

Why would he get trimmed anyways? He is 56. From what I hear the girls prefer the elephant trunk more.

This is true. I have heard from some girls they like them untrimmed. But there was a tiny little hottie I use to chase back in the day. She specifically told me I had a very sexy penis as she sucked it. I'm trimmed and she liked mine more than the untrimmed ones she had seen. I think its like everything, different strokes for different folks.

 

[Watson]