mmafiter and the blonde models

[kuso]

Mmafiter was riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so mmafiter turned to his camel.

He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. Mmafiter ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.

Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert mmafiter came to a road. There was a broken down car with three hot beautiful blondes sitting in it.

He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help. The hottest girl said , "If you fix our car we will do anything you want."

Mmafiter luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr. We`ll do anything you want"

After thinking for a short while mmafiter, smiling from ear to ear, replied, "Could you hold my fucking camel down?"

 

[Rissole]

 

[Burner02]

mma had to get some of that 'camel toe'...

 

[mmafiter]

Good one, but what you fail to realize is that I said "fucking camel". This is in reference to my huge camel dick, hence I was asking the ladies to ride the pole!

 

[buff_tat2d_chic]

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by mmafiter
Good one, but what you fail to realize is that I said "fucking camel". This is in reference to my huge camel dick, hence I was asking the ladies to ride the pole!

Ya right........trying to wezzle out of this one?

 

[DaMayor]

Camel eh? More like a Camel ultra-light.....after it was smoked.

 

[buff_tat2d_chic]

Originally posted by DaMayor
Camel eh? More like a Camel ultra-light.....after it was smoked.

 

[mesomorphin']

Originally posted by mmafiter
This is in reference to my huge camel dick

Now you're trying to pass off that deformity as a camel dick???? Would that be one hump or two????
Or are you just saying that it can survive dry spells that last weeks and weeks.....

 

[mmafiter]

Originally posted by mesomorphin'

Or are you just saying that it can survive dry spells that last weeks and weeks.....

Now That is funny!!!

 

[CRASHMAN]

funny cause it's true??

 

[david]

Very funny! LMAO!

 

[Burner02]

me too! I am a sexual camel....go 4 long periods of time w/out...

 

[david]

See... you just said it yourself!

 

[Burner02]

I do. I admit it...I am a born again virgin...again...and again...and again....

 

[david]

Well camels don't drink for many days so, if your aligning your sex life like a camel to water, it means you have action every blue moon!

 

[Burner02]

more or less...
I'm only a posting whore...

 

[david]

I've noticed but the truth is, your at work and getting paid to PW like I do in the daytime (at my job)

 

[Burner02]

this place...does have it's perks....

 

[david]

like wise for me too!