my name is russell im 5'6'' and weight 250 lbs im new to steriods i just got 1 bottle of pituitary growth hormone 100mg 60 tablets bottle and dbol 25mg 90 caspsules, deca 200 90 200mg capsules, test 600mg 60 tablets, and tren 75mg 90 capsules this is my first time using them and em looking for how to sart my first cycle and what to use so if anybody could help me id appriacte it i have a freind who takes them and he suggested to start with test 1 every 4 days with tren 2 every 3 days for the first cycle than dbol 2 a day with decca 1 every 2 days for my second cycle any thoughts would appricate it thanks goal is to loose body fat and gain mor muscle and definition.
All I can say is you were so quick to jump the gun and get on some 'juice'... and you researched NOTHING!!! I know you NEVER opened one book, or read anything regarding aas, or you would not have bought what you bought... YOU have no idea what you are doing! and It's a good thing you didn't get ANYTHING with a legitimate steroid or growth hormone in it!!! Let this be a lesson learned! I hope you dropped $1000 or more(and I'm not saying this to be mean... I'm saying it so that you learned a well deserved 'lesson'!!!)
How long you been working out? my guess... you haven't yet... you've been reading flex and muscle and fitness for a month or so, and thought, ' oh I could look like those guys, even though I don't have the first idea about diet, work ethic, much less how to train and not injure yourself.... you are the type to go throw twice what you can correctly do, on the curl bar... and twist and contort to do 1 curl(you didn't accomplish anything with that... sorry dude! same as with when you do that on bench.... you'r probably half off the side of the bench trying to contort your body to get the weight up.... this LEADS TO INJURY!! AND TRUST ME, THERE IS NO CHICK IN THE GYM THAT IS IMPRESSED AS YOU ARE GRUNTING IN YOUR 'SHOW OF STRENGTH'... THEY'VE BEEN AT IT A WHILE(most of them), AND THEY SEE YOU COMING FROM A MILE AWAY.... IF ANYONE IS PAYING ATTENTION, IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOUR IGNORANCE, OR WORRIED YOU WILL HAVE AN ANURISM ON THE SPOT!!!!
i'M GUESSIN THE 250LB IS OVER HALF FAT...How close am I(you see, I've seen you guys way too many times, too.... ) and you are so 'smart', and know what you are doing 'so well', that you look like the pillsbury dough boy year round!!!
Look dude, start with diet(this is 60%+ of what you will take home at the end of the day, as far as results!), and get some books, or get a personal trainer that knows what they are doing(those are not extremely common, but there are some around... look at their clients.. it's a good gauge of how good a trainer they are).... You will have to pay him/her..... and you will have to change your habits(a complete 180degree turn from what you are currently doing, that got you in the state of obeseness you are in....)You don't EVER need to take steroids!, but if you want to do the entire human race a good deed, you could take 200-300mg of deca for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE(so you dont' bring any more idiots into this world.... there's plenty already!)
Now, you can put all that shit you bought on the counter to look at(you could even frame it!) so you can remind yourself daily of how STUPID that purchase was!!! If you knew ANYTHING about aas(thats anabolic androgenic steroids... so you know) you would never have purchased EVEN ONE of those items.... when something is marketed in a magazine as 'steroids', don't you think they would have been shut down years ago?!?!?! more than likely the pills are nothing but sugar... but someone that will go so far as to prey on your stupidity, they may just have a novel idea in mind(lace it all with cyanide to rid the world of one fucking idiot at a time! and make money while they are doing it.....damn it!!! wish I would have thought of that first!!! that's an awesome idea!!!)
