Yesterday, while at the grocery store, I suddenly felt the urge to take a leak. I went into the mens room, relieved myself while reading the grafitti by tag artists named AVoiD
and ExTEC. As I step out of the room I see this late teenaged girl doing the pee-pee dance in front of the womens restroom. She looks at me and asks, "Does VACANT mean locked?"
At first I was thinking how anyone could go 17/18 years not knowing the meaning of VACANT, so I hesitated in answering thinking maybe I just hallucinated it all. Then I had to answer cause the look on her face was so sincere I said, "VACANT means not occupied, empty." The future scares me people.


