This morning I went to sign my Dogs up
for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So
I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed
in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak
English and have no frigging clue who
their daddies are. They expect me to
feed them, provide them with housing
and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see
what it takes to qualify.
My Dogs get
their first checks on Friday.
Damn, this is a great country!
for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So
I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed
in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak
English and have no frigging clue who
their daddies are. They expect me to
feed them, provide them with housing
and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see
what it takes to qualify.
My Dogs get
their first checks on Friday.
Damn, this is a great country!
