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Vin Diesel caught herpes from a Hispanic dodo but got rid of them using only duct tape and an illegitimate African child named Dan.
Vin Diesel once dropkicked a cow because it gave him a funny look. Upon impact the cow combusted into confetti, in which Diesel pranced with his close friend Richard Simmons.
When God said, "Let there be light," Vin Diesel flipped the switch.
Vin Diesel is neither a cat person, nor a dog person. He does have a soft spot for duck-billed platypi.
God is Vin Diesel's third grade Science Fair project.
Vin Diesel graduated from Harvard University with a 10.0 GPA, a major in being God, and a minor in Spanish.
In 1996 Vin Diesel won a hotdog eating contest in Decatur, Georgia despite actually being on a fishing boat off Nova Scotia.
Vin Diesel was once part of the varangian guard of the Byzantine emperor, but he left to focus on his acting career, causing the fall of Constantinople.
If you look in the mirror and say "Vin Diesel" three times, he will appear.
Vin Diesel framed OJ and Roger Rabbit.
Vin Diesel's mournful call is often mistaken for that of the Loon.
Adolf Hitler killed himself not because of fear of the advancing Allies, but because Vin Diesel was right around the corner and about to kick his ass.
Vin Diesel is in fact his own grandpa.
Vin Diesel hates roads and islands, but he loves Rhode Island. He also hates irony.
One time Vin Diesel ate one too many Cooler Ranch Doritos. The result? Fitness celebrity John Basedow.
Vin Diesel can blink the alphabet in morse code.
Vin Diesel created the periodic table because he named random stuff that he found on the bottom of his shoe.
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Vin Diesel caught herpes from a Hispanic dodo but got rid of them using only duct tape and an illegitimate African child named Dan.
Vin Diesel once dropkicked a cow because it gave him a funny look. Upon impact the cow combusted into confetti, in which Diesel pranced with his close friend Richard Simmons.
When God said, "Let there be light," Vin Diesel flipped the switch.
Vin Diesel is neither a cat person, nor a dog person. He does have a soft spot for duck-billed platypi.
God is Vin Diesel's third grade Science Fair project.
Vin Diesel graduated from Harvard University with a 10.0 GPA, a major in being God, and a minor in Spanish.
In 1996 Vin Diesel won a hotdog eating contest in Decatur, Georgia despite actually being on a fishing boat off Nova Scotia.
Vin Diesel was once part of the varangian guard of the Byzantine emperor, but he left to focus on his acting career, causing the fall of Constantinople.
If you look in the mirror and say "Vin Diesel" three times, he will appear.
Vin Diesel framed OJ and Roger Rabbit.
Vin Diesel's mournful call is often mistaken for that of the Loon.
Adolf Hitler killed himself not because of fear of the advancing Allies, but because Vin Diesel was right around the corner and about to kick his ass.
Vin Diesel is in fact his own grandpa.
Vin Diesel hates roads and islands, but he loves Rhode Island. He also hates irony.
One time Vin Diesel ate one too many Cooler Ranch Doritos. The result? Fitness celebrity John Basedow.
Vin Diesel can blink the alphabet in morse code.
Vin Diesel created the periodic table because he named random stuff that he found on the bottom of his shoe.
Try it out for yourself: http://www.4q.cc/vin/
