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Red Flags to Look for In Women

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These are the things you see in a person's personality that warn you to not get into a relationship with them. These women or men maybe great in bed or for a one night stand but terrible in a long-term relationship.

Do you want the baggage?
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Women with Red Flags

* Person abused by her ex-boyfriend.
* Homeless and or lived in his/her car.
* Smokes
* Extensive Tattoos
* Adopted
* Emotional Baggage
* Emotionally Abused
* Cigarette Smokers
* Have or continue to do drugs stronger then marijuana or XTC.
* Women in financial debt.
* Spends more money then you.
* Can't balance a check book.
* Children by more then one father.
* Living with divorced or widowed mother.
* A girl too close to her mom. Her mom will dictate your relationship.
* Generally if mom's ugly your women will be ugly to.
* Turns holy on you during the relationship. God comes before you.
* Takes women's studies class and you become the oppressive boyfriend.
* Describes many past abusive relationships.
* Strips for a living.
* Insists on not using condoms or protection.
* Does not kiss you.
* On antidepressants.
* Sexually molested.
* Not finished high school.
* Obsessive's about prior relationships.
* Has a very dirty car that hasn't been washed in ages.
* Always let to an event regardless of how important it is to you.
* Chick says that she has never had a orgasm. How interested will she be when you have sex? This is a very big sign.
* Women with single roommate always wants to go out with you.
* Dating someone that doesn't want you to meet her best friend or family. That is a busy call. Don't confuse that with love or romance. You can't have a relationship with someone like that.
* Still live at home with mom or dad.
 
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Hail Mary

In football, the Hail Mary is a long-shot near-impossible pass made in a game in the attempt to win. Teams that play well should never need it. It is a last-ditch effort.

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In the world of sex, it's abortion. You should play well, use condoms. Make sure she is on birth control. Remember, it only takes once to get pregnant. That is a well played game: the one where nobody gets knocked up. However, if she does, you go for the Hail Mary: your last-ditch effort to not be locked into 18+ years of child support payments. Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.

Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mc muffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.

Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
 
ForemanRules said:
These are the things you see in a person's personality that warn you to not get into a relationship with them. These women or men maybe great in bed or for a one night stand but terrible in a long-term relationship.

Do you want the baggage?
women_with_red_flags.gif


Women with Red Flags

* Person abused by her ex-boyfriend.
* Homeless and or lived in his/her car.
* Smokes
* Extensive Tattoos
* Adopted
* Emotional Baggage
* Emotionally Abused
* Cigarette Smokers
* Have or continue to do drugs stronger then marijuana or XTC.
* Women in financial debt.
* Spends more money then you.
* Can't balance a check book.
* Children by more then one father.
* Living with divorced or widowed mother.
* A girl too close to her mom. Her mom will dictate your relationship.
* Generally if mom's ugly your women will be ugly to.
* Turns holy on you during the relationship. God comes before you.
* Takes women's studies class and you become the oppressive boyfriend.
* Describes many past abusive relationships.
* Strips for a living.
* Insists on not using condoms or protection.
* Does not kiss you.
* On antidepressants.
* Sexually molested.
* Not finished high school.
* Obsessive's about prior relationships.
* Has a very dirty car that hasn't been washed in ages.
* Always let to an event regardless of how important it is to you.
* Chick says that she has never had a orgasm. How interested will she be when you have sex? This is a very big sign.
* Women with single roommate always wants to go out with you.
* Dating someone that doesn't want you to meet her best friend or family. That is a busy call. Don't confuse that with love or romance. You can't have a relationship with someone like that.
* Still live at home with mom or dad.

whew. really really horny wasn't on there.
 
I agree with 100% of that foreman.. my EX has about 2/3 of that description checked off... holy shit that is scary
 
Little Wing said:
whew. really really horny wasn't on there.

That falls under...


* Women in financial debt.
* Spends more money then you.
* Can't balance a check book.
* Children by more then one father.
* Strips for a living.
* Women with single roommate always wants to go out with you.
 
What the fuck is wrong with tattoos, adoption, abused by Ex, sexually molested and several others, my girl spends four times as much as I do, she also makes more and spends alot of it on me. What is this Shallow Hal's list?
 
maniclion said:
What the fuck is wrong with tattoos, adoption, abused by Ex, sexually molested and several others, my girl spends four times as much as I do, she also makes more and spends alot of it on me. What is this Shallow Hal's list?


Where's the rimshot smiley when ya need him? :rolleyes:
 
The Monkey Man said:
That falls under...


* Women in financial debt.
* Spends more money then you.
* Can't balance a check book.
* Children by more then one father.
* Strips for a living.
* Women with single roommate always wants to go out with you.

nope none of those. just really horny. :shrug:
 
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maniclion said:
What the fuck is wrong with tattoos, adoption, abused by Ex, sexually molested and several others, my girl spends four times as much as I do, she also makes more and spends alot of it on me. What is this Shallow Hal's list?


no it's a list made up by someone who's entire life can be seen as a reflection of aesop's fable "sour grapes"
 
Little Wing said:
nope none of those. just really horny. :shrug:

So what exactly is "RED FLAG" about that, if it doesn't stem
from the things I pointed out?
 
Little Wing said:
nope none of those. just really horny. :shrug:

Damn it, you say these things to screw with our minds don't you?
 
The Monkey Man said:
So what exactly is "RED FLAG" about that, if it doesn't stem
from the things I pointed out?

don't ask me but it seems to be a problem for some guys. :shrug: :(
 
I dated girls who haven't finished high school for four years and none of them worked out.
 
I just dont understand y so many people get tattoos.
 
skaterdude said:
yeah they just dont show up on there skin.
It depends on how black the black person is.
 
DOMS said:
True story, god hand is a high yellow and thinks he is better than the darker people
 
min0 lee said:
I love them.
I fuckin hate them! People think their so fuckin cool when they get a tattoo:pissed: I not going to let someone write on my body:thumb:
 
ForemanRules said:
True story, god hand is a high yellow and thinks he is better than the darker people
:finger:

The proper redneck terminology is:

"High Steppin' Yellow"
 
god hand said:
I fuckin hate them! People think their so fuckin cool when they get a tattoo:pissed: I not going to let someone write on my body:thumb:

You go girl!
 
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