Sasha Obama Asks Father Why He Was Acting Like Such A Pussy During Debate

[heavyiron]

DENVER-Following last night's nationally televised presidential debate, President Barack Obama's 11-year-old daughter Sasha reportedly asked her father why he was acting like such a goddamned pussy up there. "Daddy, how come you were being such a little bitch"? asked the sixth-grader, who told the president she was genuinely worried that maybe somebody had "cut Daddy's balls off" right before he took the stage. "What happened, Dad" Were you on your period or something? Maybe the next time you're in front of the entire country for an hour and a half you should try not letting another man spank you on the ass like that. Sources added that Obama's youngest daughter then offered to help the president go "look for [his] dick, because apparently it's gone missing"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/sas...ike-suc,29795/

 

[Bowden]

Funny article.
The Onion strikes again.

 

[Z499]

I love it

 

[Little Wing]

DOMS posted this a couple days ago...

i tried to find a solution to text getting messed up when you copy and paste. tried a few supposed tricks that people said worked but nothing so far. i have windows 7 and it never happened before i got the new comp buttt it also coincided with move to panama.

 

[heavyiron]

fixed it manually

 

[NVRBDR]

maybe he told her, "sweetie, I didn't know what to say, there was no teleprompter"