Scenes from a hat: Tag team battle...

[Shae]

Welcome to a brand new season of Scenes From a hat, you know who I am and lets start the game. This season, we are gonna have some tag team action. Our two best players from season 1 million, Flex and Rockgazer will take on all commers here. And I as the host will take tally on who is winning. Will the people here at Iron Mag get revenge on the 2 champs? We'll find out. Lets get started:


first scene: What Lucifer does when he is not spying on us I.M. members.

 

[Flex]

Lucifer's To Do List:

-Torture banished souls
-Plot evil plan to take over the world
-Perfect Dr. Evil laugh
-Bang Mrs. Lucifer

 

[Shae]

*Lucifer throws a dart at a target full of names*

DAMN! BRENDON FRASIER AGAIN? HE ALLREADY HAS MADE 14 WISHES ALLREADY!

 

[Cold Iron]

Shae, I think you and Vieope would make a great couple.

 

[Shae]

*holds pause button*

^ Who else seems to think so?

 

[Shae]

*BUZZ*

- 1000 points to Cold Iron for killing the thread.

+ 10,000 to Flex and I since we were the only ones participating in this round.


next scene: when *insert I.M. member here* gives you sex advice

 

[thatguy]

When Johnnny gives you sex advice, it probably requires first finding a woman with a crooked vagina. (If you don't get this, you must have been lucky enough not to see the pictures he posted)

When John H. (America's favorite gay farmer) gives you sex advice, it probably requires first finding a cow with a crooked a**hole. (that's natural, right??)

When Albob gives you sex advice, dismiss it - mankind has evolved since he last had sex.

When someone under 18 gives you sex advice, flame him, tell him he's too young to have sex and it could have permanent consequences to his endocrine system. Then remind him of the sex ban that just passed.

And last but not least, if any newbie asks YOU for sex advice, tell them to read the sticky.

 

[Little Wing]

lol

 

[Shae]

Looks like ThatGuy will break the tie between R.G. & Flex VS The Others in the contest. Anyone wanna try to take the lead?

 

[maniclion]

Looks like ThatGuy will break the tie between R.G. & Flex VS The Others in the contest. Anyone wanna try to take the lead?

Nope he took my strategy, bomb Johnnny, John H. and Albob the 3 Stooges if you will, with of course the usual point out how significantly aged Albob is, which is a good one ( mankind has evolved since he last had sex)

When Robert gives you sex advice, ?

When Dale Mabry gives you sex advice,let it go in one ear and out the other. Leaving used condoms stuck to a one night stands back after she slept on it does not secretly turn them on.

When Vieope gives you sex advice just nod in understanding, smile and then think about an escape plan.

When Crono gives sex advice... wait why would anyone try to get advice on anything from a freak like him
When Irontime.... wait same as above
When Fle...
When PreM... Damn I can't think of anyone who I'd take sex advice from

'cept maybe NaturalTan Who can't be jealous of that situation.

 

[Shae]

*BUZZ*
Victory goes to The Others!

next scene: Dale Mabry's private thoughts

 

[maniclion]

Dale strolling along the halls of his work place, "Boy this ones gonna be a whopper, I had 2 cheeseburgers lastnight, plus the cheeseburger for breakfast this morning. Oh boy I can't wait." "But I can't force it, you have to let these things build up just right, too soon it comes out in little pebble like pieces, have to let it compact and compress so it's one long log." "Better have my camera ready... man if I had a camera phone I could capture every one of my masterpieces, yes that's what I'll do look for a camera phone today." "Yep, this ones really nudging my sphincter like a blind mole tunneling from deep beneath the soil."

 

[Shae]

"Gee, wander what I am going to pick on Shae about this week."

 

[maniclion]

"Gee, wander what I am going to pick on Shae about this week."

"commers" IS SPELLED COMERS (first post this thread)

 

[min0 lee]

"wander" IS SPELLED Wonder (13 post this thread)

 

[Shae]

Sheesh! Just make a thread to roast me and get it over with!













Okay all, carry on with the game.

 

[Vieope]

I don´t like to play this game.

 

[Flex]

next scene: when *insert I.M. member here* gives you sex advice[/size]

When Jonnny gives you sex advice, you're first required to purchase a Blow up Bad Ass Barbara doll and an electronic pump.

Next you try talking to it, and the doll commits suicide.

 

[Shae]

*BUZZ*

10 points for Flex for trying. Flex, its the wrong scene to act babe.

And 1 billion to Maniclion.

*pulls next scene and says to self* Please be kind.

Next scene: Shae's 21st birthday surprise

 

[thatguy]

Her surprise? A box full of gifts from the members at IM. And the contents are...

1) A picture of Dale Mabry's huge log from the last scene.
2) Yet another new journal from Monstar.
3) Yet another new username from Luke9583... I mean Luke8395... I mean LW83, I mean...
4) A free "hit" gift certificate from Flex. (A $50 value!)
5) Fossil remains from Albob's first girlfriend.
6) A bottle of Anabolic Matrix Rx from Rob.
and...
7) A letter to you from Shawn Michaels apologizing that he's gay and informing you that he's now dating a gay farmer from Pennsylvania.

 

[min0 lee]

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

vieope and shae?

have you seen his sig lately??? sigh

 

[Shae]

1) A picture of Dale Mabry's huge log from the last scene.

would I wanna do with that?

2) Yet another new journal from Monstar.

See first gift.

3) Yet another new username from Luke9583... I mean Luke8395... I mean LW83, I mean...

Like my username just fine thanks.

4) A free "hit" gift certificate from Flex. (A $50 value!)

I'll let Flex do the honors and hit HBK Shawn Michaels' and The Rock's wife while myself, Rock and HBK do other things.

5) Fossil remains from Albob's first girlfriend.

I think I'll grind the fossils up to a dust, color it and make an art project!

6) A bottle of Anabolic Matrix Rx from Rob.

Um, thanks!

7) A letter to you from Shawn Michaels apologizing that he's gay and informing you that he's now dating a gay farmer from Pennsylvania.

And I will use the letter to help build a bonfire and say its bullshit.

THANKS THATGUY!!!

 

[thatguy]

Well, I've really got 'til June to think of a better gift, right?

 

[gococksDJS]

Man it takes skill for this many people to keep a thread going that is about nothing at all...

 

[thatguy]

Hey Seinfeld was "the show about nothing," and it was awesome!

 

[Shae]

Well, I've really got 'til June to think of a better gift, right?

A bottle of Vodka would be nice.

Oh, and in terms of the round is concerned: The Others are the ones that need to be stopped. Flex and R.G. are lacking behind.


next scene: What happens when *insert i.m. member here* meets a celebrity?

 

[Little Wing]

The Rock: "um shae some of rockgazers mail accidentally came to me."
Shae: * turns bright red* " um, gulp, i um...."
The Rock *smiles*
Shae: *makes a mental note to write more*
The Rock: * says something in spanish*



later shae kills rockgazer.