Science Jokes

[Gazhole]

Do you have any more?

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A Molecule walks into a bar, and strolls upto the barman.

"Hey man, i think i left an electron in here."

The barman says "Are you sure?"

"Yes, im positive."

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How many amoeba does it take to change a light bulb?

1...no, 2! No, 4! No, 8!!! NO, 16!!! NO, 32....

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A Neutron walks into a bar, goes up to the barman and asks:

"Hey, how much is a vodka and coke?"

To which the barman replies:

"For you sir, no charge."

 

[SamEaston]

Soooooo baaaad!!

But being a scientist, i actually find that quite amusing!!

 

[Gazhole]

I love science jokes. Theyre so bad theyre good!

 

[bigss75]

there's a shirt that says

Support Bacteria, Its the only Culture some people have

 

[Gazhole]

there's a shirt that says

Support Bacteria, Its the only Culture some people have

I gotta get that!

 

[DOMS]

Heuristics are, by definition, bug-ladened. Otherwise, they'd be called algorithms.


Sadly, that one is from memory...

 

[TCAP28]

LOL.

These are good, I am passing it out at work... I work in a lab.

 

[BoneCrusher]

there's a shirt that says

Support Bacteria, Its the only Culture some people have

A friend gave me one that says:

"I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running try to keep up".

 

[Nate K]

THere are 2 cows in a pasture. One cow turns to the other cow and says, "did u know that although pi is usually rounded to 5 or so #'s it actually goes on infinitley.
The other cow looks up and says, "moo"

 

[Gazhole]

THere are 2 cows in a pasture. One cow turns to the other cow and says, "did u know that although pi is usually rounded to 5 or so #'s it actually goes on infinitley.
The other cow looks up and says, "moo"

I love it, haha.

 

[Rubes]

Ok here???s one for you.
Three couples check into a hotel. A straight couple, gay couple, and lesbian couple. If the hotel was on fire who would get out first?

sorry that its not a science joke

 

[Gazhole]

Umm, i dont know...who would get out first?

 

[maniclion]

Ok here???s one for you.
Three couples check into a hotel. A straight couple, gay couple, and lesbian couple. If the hotel was on fire who would get out first?

sorry that its not a science joke

Whoever was closest to the exit....

 

[Yanick]

Not a science joke but i don't care.

Two gay dudes are having sex, one on top of the other. They both suffer heart attacks simultaneously and die. Who goes to hell first and why?



The dude on the bottom....cause his shit's already packed!

 

[bigss75]

Ok here???s one for you.
Three couples check into a hotel. A straight couple, gay couple, and lesbian couple. If the hotel was on fire who would get out first?

sorry that its not a science joke

The lesbians because they were already eating out?

 

[Rubes]

Not a science joke but i don't care.

Two gay dudes are having sex, one on top of the other. They both suffer heart attacks simultaneously and die. Who goes to hell first and why?



The dude on the bottom....cause his shit's already packed!

your the closest. the gay couple because their shits already packed

 

[Gazhole]

How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a lesbian?

Shit in her pussy.

 

[Yanick]

your the closest. the gay couple because their shits already packed

lol, i like yours better. stolen.