When you were my age, what were some of the dumbass things you used to do on halloween? I need more ideas.
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Stupid shit you did on halloween.
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I used to go out on devils night and vandalize! alot!
Of course we are already doing that. I want specific creative ideas. I am bored with regular vandalizism. If I go to jail I want a story.MyK said:
ihateschoolmt said:
lol,
one of the worst things I ever did was put a molotov cocktail on a doorknob, knock on the door and run away!
You can never go wrong with fecal matter.
I was going to get high, but I smoked all my weed yesterday and friday lol. I gained like 3 pounds this weekend though. For some reason, it's hard as shit for me to get alcohol. I could buy any drug easily though..P-funk said:
Damn, Canadians are fucked up.MyK said:
We all got in a big ass truck and collected all the bags of leaves we could find and put it in a persons yard with no trees. I never was big on vandalizism, but getting trashed was always good.
Last night I had my full Ninja outfit dawned, and alot of alcohol in me, which does not equate to a good situation. Meanwhile my friends are having sex w/ hot girls, and I'm fighting person after person, lol.
Lol, I'm going as a ninja. Good excuse to dress in all black with a full head covering.BigDyl said:
ihateschoolmt said:
I have the REAL outfit dude. It has the pants with the belt, the ninja boots with socks, the headmask, and hood that ties around the mask. It has the shirt that tucks into the pants, and it has the the sleeve cuffs that go all the way up to your hands.
http://www.karate-mart.com/ninsetgitabb.html
BigDyl said:
I cant believe you didnt get laid last night!
Last night I got hammered and had sex with a fat chick, and im pretty sure it was good.
gococksDJS said:
should of got a blowjob instead, fat chicks give good head
I heard!!!
My fights last night.
Weapons Match
Ninja VRS Commando: Ninja wins with numchuck strike
Ninja VRS Uma Thurman from Kill Bill: I let her win...
MMA matches (these were very sloppily fought because I was drunk)
Ninja (Jiu Jitsu, Ninjitsu) VRS Commando (Wrestling)
Match 1 result: Ninja wins by armbar
Match 2 result: Draw
Match 3 result: Ninja wins by triangle
Match 4 result: Things get serious when Commando gets mad and headbutts me while in my guard. Fight ends broken up.
Overall Results:
My friends having sex = 1
Me having sex = 0
Winner: My friends
Weapons Match
Ninja VRS Commando: Ninja wins with numchuck strike
Ninja VRS Uma Thurman from Kill Bill: I let her win...
MMA matches (these were very sloppily fought because I was drunk)
Ninja (Jiu Jitsu, Ninjitsu) VRS Commando (Wrestling)
Match 1 result: Ninja wins by armbar
Match 2 result: Draw
Match 3 result: Ninja wins by triangle
Match 4 result: Things get serious when Commando gets mad and headbutts me while in my guard. Fight ends broken up.
Overall Results:
My friends having sex = 1
Me having sex = 0
Winner: My friends
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According to MyK, he had a sexual encounter with two guys.
61 dollars on sale LMAO. I think I'll go in a black jacket and pants and put a t-shirt over my head like so...BigDyl said:
Fat chicks don't just give blowjobs, they start with bj's then go to sex. It's like how a bear eats a lot before the winter. She knows she needs to get as much as possible now, because there's a hibernation ahead.MyK said:
the guys expressions are hilarious
MyK said:
Hope your not being sarcastic.
Actually I was spitting some game and playing beer pong, drinking beer through the mask to hold my character. This hot as hell girl I was playing with was flirting with me. I have no idea why, maybe the mystery of not knowing who I was. So I was like "I don't want to take off the mask, you might be disapointed." She then felt my chest with her hand seductively. I took my mask off and she ran away screaming.... Actually, she was still into me, but then her boyfriend "dressed as napoleon dynamite" came by and took her away....
Same ol' same ol' really... One thing was eggin cars. Man that was fun stuff right there. Cops chased us many a time. Something else that was a blast was the purse trick. Get an empty purse and tie some fishing line to the strap and toss it out in the road. Hide somewhere in some bushes where it's dark and nobody can see you. When a car stops and someone gets out to pick it up don't start laughing...ihateschoolmt said:When you were my age, what were some of the dumbass things you used to do on halloween? I need more ideas.
As they are bending over to snatch it up yanck that sucker as hard as you can! You will never again believe that white men can't jump!
That was some funny crap man...
put shit on a dollar bill and drop it in the mall and then watch people pick it up and get shit on their hands
Someone did that shit at school with his friends and the guy that picked it up fought him and all of his friends. I think he won too.MyK said:
My senior year in HS during homecoming, me and three friends filled up a big Super Soaker with piss we stored for 2 days and after the homecoming game we sprayed lots. It was fun as hell, but also one of the most immature things I've ever done. I'm surprised no one tried to kick our asses.
Things needed and steps that need to be taken
1. trashcan full of water and piss
2. Take a shit in the trash can......have some friends do it also
3. Place it up against the front door of a home.......on a tilt so it falls in when the door opens
4. video camera to record the event
5. knock on the door
6. run like the wind
1. trashcan full of water and piss
2. Take a shit in the trash can......have some friends do it also
3. Place it up against the front door of a home.......on a tilt so it falls in when the door opens
4. video camera to record the event
5. knock on the door
6. run like the wind
Foreman, that reminds me of something I did several times my freshman year of college. Me and my friends would fill a trashcan with water, tilt it against someone's door, knock on it and run. Nothing's better than a tiny ass dorm room with an inch of water on the floor.
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I had a friend (years ago) that had lost an eye and had gotten a glass eye as a replacement. On Halloween he would put a bunch of ketchup in his palm and plop his glass eye in the middle of it. Then he would smear a little ketchup around the empty eye socket.
This was my first Halloween with him, so he wanted to show me his routine. He got his routine ready and then ran through a local mall screaming "MY EYE, MY EYE!!!". He ran straight at this girl who turned around, took one look at him, and fainted on the spot. He just jumped over her and kept on running.
I nearly axphixiated, I was laughing so hard.
This was my first Halloween with him, so he wanted to show me his routine. He got his routine ready and then ran through a local mall screaming "MY EYE, MY EYE!!!". He ran straight at this girl who turned around, took one look at him, and fainted on the spot. He just jumped over her and kept on running.
I nearly axphixiated, I was laughing so hard.
During international travel, does he smuggle contraband in the socket?
