Three guys apply to a mob to be an assassin. When interviewed they give the first one a gun. They tell him to go in the next room and kill his wife to see if he has what it takes to be an assassin. He comes back in ten minutes sobbing. "I can't do it". So they tell him to get outta here. They give the gun to the second guy. Again 10 minutes later the guy comes out crying "I can't do it" so he leaves also. They finally give the gun to the third guy. He goes in, closes the door and empties the clip...bam,bam, bam, bam, bam. Then they hear a struggle for ten minutes. The guy comes out and says "Why didn't you tell me you had blanks in the gun? I had to beat her to death with the chair!" 
