The "Not funny jokes" thread

[Vieope]

Jokes are usually funny.
But this is the not funny jokes thread, any joke you can remember that is not funny, you can post here. Some jokes are not funny because they are cruel, that is not nice and should not be posted but any joke you that actually tries to be funny but it is not funny is fine.

For maximum effect use smilies at the end of the joke like that
or you can try to explain the not funny joke. Like hoping people did not laugh because they did not get the joke.

 

[tallcall]

Jokes are usually funny.
But this is the not funny jokes thread, any joke you can remember that is not funny, you can post here. Some jokes are not funny because they are cruel, that is not nice and should not be posted but any joke you that actually tries to be funny but it is not funny is fine.

For maximum effect use smilies at the end of the joke like that
or you can try to explain the not funny joke. Like hoping people did not laugh because they did not get the joke.

I don't get the joke?!? - So.....I guess you're one funny bunny???

 

[Nate K]

Photons have mass...? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

 

[KelJu]

Two nuts were walking down the street. One nut was a salted.

 

[MCx2]

Guy 1: "So, I have to pick my brother up at the airport at 8. He's flying in from Alaska"

Guy 2: "Nome?"

Guy 1: "Oughta, he's my brother."

 

[PreMier]

2 ladys are eating hot dogs, they are british.. and its their first time to america. one lady says to the other after ordering the hot dog "what part of the dog did you get?"

 

[zombul]

What did the mom buffalo say to the son as he headed off to school? Bison

 

[IronAddict]

Q. How did Adolph Hitler tie his shoes?


A. With little Nazis

 

[Dale Mabry]

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi

 

[AKIRA]

Anything that has "thats what she/he said" involved.

Most overused comeback in 2008. x infinity

 

[maniclion]

What comes in varieties of sizes and colors and sounds like a bell? Dong!

 

[KelJu]

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi

I laughed pretty hard. You Failed.

 

[tallcall]

Most overused comeback in 2008. x infinity

That's what he said!

 

[maniclion]

A republican senator, a priest and a gay walk into a bar....

 

[tallcall]

Two Marines and I walk into a gay bar......oh wait, that's not a joke...