"Have the cruiserweights go for a 30 minute draw tonight"
"Sorry, we have enough 6 foot 6 men on the roster already"
"I'm sorry Brett, it was my fault"
"That AJ Styles sure is something"
"I've told you a million times JR, we can't just end an angle without explaining it properly"
"Hi Matt, it's Vince, we owe you an apology..."
"Maybe we shouldn't have a Hell in a Cell this year"
"From now on, I'm going to stop wearing shirts that are two sizes too small"
"Try keep it under five minutes tonight Hunter"
"WCW was, for a time, viable competition...and at times, produced a superior in-ring product to WWE."
"The Brock Lesnar experiment was a mistake."
"I'm sorry, Hunter, but I'm going to have to let you go."
"What the hell can we do with ANOTHER seven foot wrestler!?"
"Okay Paul, I'm giving you full creative control over ECW."
"Everyone, welcome Paul Heyman back to the team. He's going to get us out of the fifty foot hole that I dug."
"DX was just a cheap rip off of the nWo..."
"Hey Chris, how would you like a title run?"
"Hey Rob, how would you like a title run?"
"Hey (insert deserving name here), how would you like a title run?"
"I really like Jeff Jarrett..."
"Hunter, you're wrong."
"wow hunter that promo really was boring"
"hey steph guess what.......Shane is taking over the company when i retire"
"wow those smarks sure know what their talking about, we should use some of their storylines."
"Lets push our lower talent"
"Chris Jericho really does get over with the fans, and has mic-skill, wrestling ability and charisma to go with it - let's put him in the Main Event scene"
"Hardcore Holly: YOUUUUUUUU'RE FIRED!"
"Here Hunter, take some steroids..."
"I think I might leave HHH out of the title scene for a while"
"We really need to give more time to the cruiserweights"
"This Diva-Search thing really sucks"
"No" (to HHH).
" Shane, I have faith you will lead the WWE to a new level of success not yet seen. I love you son. "
"Okay Hunter, you're working Tuesdays now."
''people hate this Cena guy''
"Not all big men are that great"
"I'm tired of all these high ratings, lets just put Hunter on Heat and watch RAW's ratings fall..."
"I think the cruiserweights should be the main parts of our show"
"Welcome to the family paul, just tell us what to do"
"I'm not the genetic jackhammer that I claim to be..."
"HAHAHAHA! YOU FUCKED CHYNA!! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
"We copied ECW and WCW."
"Sure RVD, you can do whatever you like in the ring tonight"
"Just because he's big, doesn't necessarily mean he's good"
"Hey Trips, that moustache of yours looks really stupid"
"Smackdown got 5.0 rating"
"Hunter, you're being cut back to OVW while we tune up your mic skills."
"What was I smoking when I hired YOU?"
"Hey Christian. The fans seem to like you, so you'll be getting a main event push"
"Hey Cena, can you cut down the homosexual and poopy jokes?"
"Hey, that Hassan guy is right!"
"YOURRRRRRRRRRR HIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!"
"Hunter, I'm sorry, but I'm not leaving the company to you and Stephanie. Not you, either, Shane. Meet my new partner, who now owns all three of your shares... Paul Heyman!"
"Cena, I'm given you an open mic. Say whatever you want."
"RVD, you are free to compete to the best of your abilities and you will receive mic time."
"Maybe I should bring Matt back. That was unfair of me."
"Christian's getting one of the biggest pops on Raw. Let's push him."
"Maybe the internet isn't to blame for these ratings. Maybe we should make the show entertaining on a weekly basis."
JEsus, what the fuck would THAT look like?
"I think Kane should turn heel."
"OMG. You are unfunny. Shut up."
"Stephanie, Hunter is not good enough for you. He's manipulative, callous and self-obsessed - so I've found you a new man....
...you can come in now Shannon"
"We need to quit hiring pointless bimbos and get more women who can wrestle."
"Steven Richards has a cult following, let's put a belt on him."
"We need to cut Triple H out of this segment."
"Involving my kids in this storyline? That'd be stupid."
"I should get some input from Paul and Eric."
"Christian vs Benoit for the gold would be much better than Batista vs Snitzky."
"I disagree, Hunter."
"I say we cut our losses. Big show, You're fired."
"Stuttering gimmicks never work."
"JBL Sucks"
"Let's have a cruserweight match on Smackdown that doesn't get interrupted"
"Welcome back to the WWE Jeff Jarrett"
"What? There's no way I'm doing another angle where I have an affiar and get to grope a smoking hot Diva who's a third my age!!"
"Benoit, I'd like you to shoot with Hunter tonight."
"Maybe I should listen to the fans more often."
"No, Hogan, you cannot have another last match!"
"Where do you come up with this stuff Paul? It's awesome!"
"New Jack, I'd like you to shoot with Hunter tonight."
"Maybe I did screw Bret."
"Maybe I should have spent some money to get some bigger WCW stars for the Invasion angle"
"Maybe I should have let WCW win a few rounds in the Invasion angle"
"Maybe having my daughter be the spotlight of the Invasion angle wasn't the best thing for this company."
"I don't think Goldberg should wear a wig"
"No Mark you can't have 6 months off"
or
"Mark your gonna job at Mania"
"I don't think Linda should be in this segment with Austin"
"The XFL was a big mistake"
"WWE movies will flop"
"Hunter, you may already know that Smackdown's in trouble. They're moving to Friday night, and that's going to be a nightmare for ratings. We NEED those advertisers. I know you're the only draw in this company, so I know that your fans will follow you over. You're going to be the next draft pick."
"I don't think the fans buy JBL as a credible World Champion. Better put it back on Eddie."
-After Great American Bash 2004
"Chris Benoit ought to be the focus of the show. He is the World Heavyweight Champion. I think I'll turn HBK heel and put them in a feud together."
-After Backlash 2004
"Oh my god... Rob Van Dam is the most over man in the company! I need to do something about this!"
-Invasion 2002
"Hunter, that was the worst promo I've ever heard. Work on it."
-After any RAW
"Rey/RVD/Jericho/Paul London I want you to go out there tonight and pull out all the stops."
"You will never be on WWE TV again. Ever."
-To Stephanie after one of her annoying promos
Vince: "Please, please, please, please, please come back to full time!"
Rock: Stop touching me.
"Chris Jericho deserved a better Undisputed Title run".
"Hunter, you've done it 10 times. Let someone else be champion for a while."
"Wow, it's not his character. These people HATE Edge. Maybe teaming him with Lita was a mistake".
"I was wrong"
"Hunter will you PLEASE shave that ridiculous moustache"
"No we won't be making any more HHH DVD's"
"You're too big"
"I cry myself to sleep every night because I know that if I stand up to Hunter he'd beat me... Then fire me."
"You know Hunter, maybe Jericho should make you tap out tonight"
''Let's give the fans what they want.''
''Maybe we should keep Triple H out of the main event for a while''
''Triple H, YOOOUUURREE FIIIRRREEEEDD!!!!''
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I'm actualy surprised that most of these I can believe Vince would say.
"Sorry, we have enough 6 foot 6 men on the roster already"
"I'm sorry Brett, it was my fault"
"That AJ Styles sure is something"
"I've told you a million times JR, we can't just end an angle without explaining it properly"
"Hi Matt, it's Vince, we owe you an apology..."
"Maybe we shouldn't have a Hell in a Cell this year"
"From now on, I'm going to stop wearing shirts that are two sizes too small"
"Try keep it under five minutes tonight Hunter"
"WCW was, for a time, viable competition...and at times, produced a superior in-ring product to WWE."
"The Brock Lesnar experiment was a mistake."
"I'm sorry, Hunter, but I'm going to have to let you go."
"What the hell can we do with ANOTHER seven foot wrestler!?"
"Okay Paul, I'm giving you full creative control over ECW."
"Everyone, welcome Paul Heyman back to the team. He's going to get us out of the fifty foot hole that I dug."
"DX was just a cheap rip off of the nWo..."
"Hey Chris, how would you like a title run?"
"Hey Rob, how would you like a title run?"
"Hey (insert deserving name here), how would you like a title run?"
"I really like Jeff Jarrett..."
"Hunter, you're wrong."
"wow hunter that promo really was boring"
"hey steph guess what.......Shane is taking over the company when i retire"
"wow those smarks sure know what their talking about, we should use some of their storylines."
"Lets push our lower talent"
"Chris Jericho really does get over with the fans, and has mic-skill, wrestling ability and charisma to go with it - let's put him in the Main Event scene"
"Hardcore Holly: YOUUUUUUUU'RE FIRED!"
"Here Hunter, take some steroids..."
"I think I might leave HHH out of the title scene for a while"
"We really need to give more time to the cruiserweights"
"This Diva-Search thing really sucks"
"No" (to HHH).
" Shane, I have faith you will lead the WWE to a new level of success not yet seen. I love you son. "
"Okay Hunter, you're working Tuesdays now."
''people hate this Cena guy''
"Not all big men are that great"
"I'm tired of all these high ratings, lets just put Hunter on Heat and watch RAW's ratings fall..."
"I think the cruiserweights should be the main parts of our show"
"Welcome to the family paul, just tell us what to do"
"I'm not the genetic jackhammer that I claim to be..."
"HAHAHAHA! YOU FUCKED CHYNA!! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
"We copied ECW and WCW."
"Sure RVD, you can do whatever you like in the ring tonight"
"Just because he's big, doesn't necessarily mean he's good"
"Hey Trips, that moustache of yours looks really stupid"
"Smackdown got 5.0 rating"
"Hunter, you're being cut back to OVW while we tune up your mic skills."
"What was I smoking when I hired YOU?"
"Hey Christian. The fans seem to like you, so you'll be getting a main event push"
"Hey Cena, can you cut down the homosexual and poopy jokes?"
"Hey, that Hassan guy is right!"
"YOURRRRRRRRRRR HIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!"
"Hunter, I'm sorry, but I'm not leaving the company to you and Stephanie. Not you, either, Shane. Meet my new partner, who now owns all three of your shares... Paul Heyman!"
"Cena, I'm given you an open mic. Say whatever you want."
"RVD, you are free to compete to the best of your abilities and you will receive mic time."
"Maybe I should bring Matt back. That was unfair of me."
"Christian's getting one of the biggest pops on Raw. Let's push him."
"Maybe the internet isn't to blame for these ratings. Maybe we should make the show entertaining on a weekly basis."
JEsus, what the fuck would THAT look like?
"I think Kane should turn heel."
"OMG. You are unfunny. Shut up."
"Stephanie, Hunter is not good enough for you. He's manipulative, callous and self-obsessed - so I've found you a new man....
...you can come in now Shannon"
"We need to quit hiring pointless bimbos and get more women who can wrestle."
"Steven Richards has a cult following, let's put a belt on him."
"We need to cut Triple H out of this segment."
"Involving my kids in this storyline? That'd be stupid."
"I should get some input from Paul and Eric."
"Christian vs Benoit for the gold would be much better than Batista vs Snitzky."
"I disagree, Hunter."
"I say we cut our losses. Big show, You're fired."
"Stuttering gimmicks never work."
"JBL Sucks"
"Let's have a cruserweight match on Smackdown that doesn't get interrupted"
"Welcome back to the WWE Jeff Jarrett"
"What? There's no way I'm doing another angle where I have an affiar and get to grope a smoking hot Diva who's a third my age!!"
"Benoit, I'd like you to shoot with Hunter tonight."
"Maybe I should listen to the fans more often."
"No, Hogan, you cannot have another last match!"
"Where do you come up with this stuff Paul? It's awesome!"
"New Jack, I'd like you to shoot with Hunter tonight."
"Maybe I did screw Bret."
"Maybe I should have spent some money to get some bigger WCW stars for the Invasion angle"
"Maybe I should have let WCW win a few rounds in the Invasion angle"
"Maybe having my daughter be the spotlight of the Invasion angle wasn't the best thing for this company."
"I don't think Goldberg should wear a wig"
"No Mark you can't have 6 months off"
or
"Mark your gonna job at Mania"
"I don't think Linda should be in this segment with Austin"
"The XFL was a big mistake"
"WWE movies will flop"
"Hunter, you may already know that Smackdown's in trouble. They're moving to Friday night, and that's going to be a nightmare for ratings. We NEED those advertisers. I know you're the only draw in this company, so I know that your fans will follow you over. You're going to be the next draft pick."
"I don't think the fans buy JBL as a credible World Champion. Better put it back on Eddie."
-After Great American Bash 2004
"Chris Benoit ought to be the focus of the show. He is the World Heavyweight Champion. I think I'll turn HBK heel and put them in a feud together."
-After Backlash 2004
"Oh my god... Rob Van Dam is the most over man in the company! I need to do something about this!"
-Invasion 2002
"Hunter, that was the worst promo I've ever heard. Work on it."
-After any RAW
"Rey/RVD/Jericho/Paul London I want you to go out there tonight and pull out all the stops."
"You will never be on WWE TV again. Ever."
-To Stephanie after one of her annoying promos
Vince: "Please, please, please, please, please come back to full time!"
Rock: Stop touching me.
"Chris Jericho deserved a better Undisputed Title run".
"Hunter, you've done it 10 times. Let someone else be champion for a while."
"Wow, it's not his character. These people HATE Edge. Maybe teaming him with Lita was a mistake".
"I was wrong"
"Hunter will you PLEASE shave that ridiculous moustache"
"No we won't be making any more HHH DVD's"
"You're too big"
"I cry myself to sleep every night because I know that if I stand up to Hunter he'd beat me... Then fire me."
"You know Hunter, maybe Jericho should make you tap out tonight"
''Let's give the fans what they want.''
''Maybe we should keep Triple H out of the main event for a while''
''Triple H, YOOOUUURREE FIIIRRREEEEDD!!!!''
From tpww.net
I'm actualy surprised that most of these I can believe Vince would say.
