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Velform Sauna Belt

NeilPearson

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I am up late and flipping through the infomercial channels and of course I see a fitness one so I have to stop and watch.

I can't believe my eyes!

This product is the funniest shit I've ever seen. It is a belt that you wrap around your problem area and it heats it up.... like a sauna - makes you sweat and then you lose inches on your problem areas

No shit... they actually market it this way. They specifically said to wrap the problem area for spot reduction and then in 50 minutes, you sweat away the calories. Easy as that.

http://www.asontv.com/products/1131393639.html

They had one clip of a guy looking all uncomfortable in a sauna and then they said something about how saunas made you loose weight but it was too much work so get this belt and you can loose it while watching tv... then it changed to a group of cut body builders sitting around watching tv with these belts wrapped around them... I nearly shit myself laughing

It was so funny that I called their 1-800 number and made fun of them until they hung up on me
 
Then they have a computer simulation of a guy that weighs about 350 pounds. They wrap the belt around him turn it on and he morphs into a cut guy of about 175 pounds.

"one of the most effective ways to loose weight is working up a sweat. But lets face it, exercise is too much time and effort"

This thing is supposed to burn 600 calories in a half hour!

"I lost 2 inches around my abs in the first 50 minutes!"
 
Sounds like a great product :thumb:
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someones gonna make a fortune! when am I gonna get off my ass and do something like that?
 
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