I mean, one gets banned and suddenly Oldbob is back...
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Was Foremanrules really Albobs alter Ego?
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Yes.
Next question please...
Yes, you in the polkadot suit.
Next question please...
Yes, you in the polkadot suit.
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Jeeze, talk about the worst kept secret of the century.
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Because it doesn't fit anywhere else.
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You're the only infraction I need.
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Have you ever saw a dead person move?
yes..............
Oh yeah, well you're an infraction... or something.... nvm
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Since the crack down, I've lost that loving feelin'...
Can I help you with anything....and I mean anything?
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Hold BigDyl down.
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Could you elaborate? Being a cop, I bet you've seen nearly everything.
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A dead body can continue to move for several days, sometimes they fart too...thats what my mortician uncle told me...he said that there can still be some nerve responses or muscle reflexes long after death, plus decomp can cause the body to move as gasses build up, also gas in the intestines will escape the same way they did while alive...one day he was embalming one body and another behind him started a slow hiss like air coming out of a bike tire then the most pungent odor you could ever imagine overwhelmed him and he almost passed out....he says of all the shit he's seen that was the worst experience he's had, except for babies and small children of course...
Hey... Why didn't JFK Jr. take a shower before he flew with his wife out to Martha's Vineyard?
Because he said he wanted to wash up on the beach
enough anyway. I got a call one Sunday morning about a black lady that they could not get awake. She obviously had been dead since late Friday. Why they just figured that out on Sunday, I have no idea. Any way, the first responders went in and started working on her and they would try to move her and she was still stiff enough (rig had already relaxed) that she moved back into position. I finally asked "she's not alive is she" and they said "nope".
I have seen a guy crushed under a car early one morning in the pouring rain (he had ran off the road and flipped and he got thrown out) and the car was on top of him. There was no heartbeat or respiration, but there was muscle spasms. Weird.
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Creepy. Did it stay with you, or were you able to just let it go?
I have seen a guy crushed under a car early one morning in the pouring rain (he had ran off the road and flipped and he got thrown out) and the car was on top of him. There was no heartbeat or respiration, but there was muscle spasms. Weird.[/quote]
I've heard about this! Sometimes the body can move quite a bit from the spasms.
ghey!
gheyer!
gheyest!
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What are you? The "Ghey Judge"? That's one step away from a Penis Inspector.
You need a new hobby. Preferably one that involves women.
You need a new hobby. Preferably one that involves women.
well Im not looking at your penis no matter what you say!!!!!
(ask fletcher he's a little fruity!)
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That was a sub par response.
I know!! these last couple of days I havent been myself!
its like Im constantly censoring myself!
do you know how many posts I've typed and then not posted, even though it was hilarious and the majority of people would get the joke. I know one person would see it, not get or understand the joke and bam I would have another infraction!
sucks!
