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Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie,
b = lumpy,
c = buttercup,
d = gidget,
e = crusty,
f = greasy,
g = fluffy,
h = cheeseball,
i = chim-chim,
j = stinky,
k = flunky,
l = boobie,
m = pinky,
n = zippy,
o = goober,
p = doofus,
q = slimy,
r = loopy,
s = snotty,
t = tulefel,
u = dorkey,
v = squeezit,
w = oprah,
x = skipper,
y = dinky,
z = zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple,
b = toilet,
c = giggle,
d = burger,
e = girdle,
f = barf,
g = lizard,
h = waffle,
i = cootie,
j = monkey,
k = potty,
l = liver,
m = banana,
n = rhino,
o = bubble,
p = hamster,
q = toad,
r = gizzard,
s = pizza,
t = gerbil,
u = chicken,
v = pickle,
w = chuckle,
x = tofu,
y = gorilla,
z = stinker.
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head,
b = mouth,
c = face,
d = nose,
e = tush,
f = breath,
g = pants,
h = shorts,
i = lips,
j = honker,
k = butt,
l = brain,
m = tushie,
n = chunks,
o = hiney,
p = biscuits,
q = toes,
r = buns,
s = fanny,
t = sniffer,
u = sprinkles,
v = kisser,
w = squirt,
x = humperdinck,
y = brains,
z = juice.
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie,
b = lumpy,
c = buttercup,
d = gidget,
e = crusty,
f = greasy,
g = fluffy,
h = cheeseball,
i = chim-chim,
j = stinky,
k = flunky,
l = boobie,
m = pinky,
n = zippy,
o = goober,
p = doofus,
q = slimy,
r = loopy,
s = snotty,
t = tulefel,
u = dorkey,
v = squeezit,
w = oprah,
x = skipper,
y = dinky,
z = zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple,
b = toilet,
c = giggle,
d = burger,
e = girdle,
f = barf,
g = lizard,
h = waffle,
i = cootie,
j = monkey,
k = potty,
l = liver,
m = banana,
n = rhino,
o = bubble,
p = hamster,
q = toad,
r = gizzard,
s = pizza,
t = gerbil,
u = chicken,
v = pickle,
w = chuckle,
x = tofu,
y = gorilla,
z = stinker.
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head,
b = mouth,
c = face,
d = nose,
e = tush,
f = breath,
g = pants,
h = shorts,
i = lips,
j = honker,
k = butt,
l = brain,
m = tushie,
n = chunks,
o = hiney,
p = biscuits,
q = toes,
r = buns,
s = fanny,
t = sniffer,
u = sprinkles,
v = kisser,
w = squirt,
x = humperdinck,
y = brains,
z = juice.
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!
Now THAT is fitting 
barf breath 
