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there were two others but for some reason she sent those as a slideshow and I cant get them to work
 
ManInBlack said:
Ok so here is a text message conversation me and this girl JUST had. I have left nothing out from beginning to end, and I have edited nothing.

by the way I have no life and this is just further proof of that seeing as I took the time to type this out.

Me: you're a bad girl

Her: nahhhh :)

Me: So how do you think things went

Her: Things went GREAT, how do YOU think they went?

Me: Great as well

Her: Good :) I was hoping you would say that

Her: You're hot as hell and really sweet

Me: You are super sexy

Her: Thank you :)

Her: Ok so I'm not gonna lie, I'm in love with your tongue hahaha

Me: Im in love with you telling me "I want your tongue on my pussy."

Her: Well Im definitely looking forward to hanging out again

Her: I'm still horny

Her: I want you to watch me masturbate next time

Me: I want to use your dildo on you

Me: I want to put your dildo in your ass

Her: Oh hell yeah...i love doing that...then u could take over haha

Her: So whats your fave thing??

Me: everything, i like 69's

Her: Me too...not gonna lie i love giving head. It's kinda my thing lol major turn on for me

Me: You are making me hard as fuck

Her: Oh and I LOVED being fingered... especially when you did it like really hard

Me: That's the only way I do anything..really hard

Me: You should play with your pussy

Her: Weird, lol I was just thinking that

Me: Are you playing with your pussy?

Her: Yeah I am now...kinda hard to text w one hand lol. Thinkin about your tongue and sucking ur dick

Me: Fuck yeah suck my dick baby

Me: I love your big fucking tits

Her: I want u to suck them so hard while you fuck me

Me: Can I lick your clit baby

Me: You are so fucking wet

Her: Hell yeah and finger me at the same time making me cum over and over

Her: I want u to bend me over and fuck me soo hard till i scream while u pull my hair and slap my ass

Me: My balls are slapping your clit

Me: Cum for me

Her: Oh my god i just came so hard

Me: Fuuuccckkkk yeah
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ManInBlack said:
I hear that shit brotha! I do it every ONCE in a while because that shit gets me going sometimes im not gonna lie!
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correction. Congratulations on sexting yourself.
 
Oh by the way, nice pictures in your gallery you long haired queef. This is, above all else, a bodybuilding forum. Do you even lift weights you scrawny shit talking prick?
 
HKfanboy said:
I get it some girls love that shit. If it gets you then props to that. I dont think I could stand texting that much tho. I also have a "If it takes more than 4 texts then call me" policy. I think sometimes that it would have been awesome if texting came before calling. Think about it people would be "Fuck this texting shit. You can actually TALK now." The best thing about the texting thing is getting the great picture messages. :ohyeah:
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I know I love it, but if he will call and say it, hell, even better. I really enjoy vids. :daydream: I take those over pics any day.
 
How did she have a good time if your cock is not big enough to write CellarDoor on it? I can write CellarDoor Saney Retlaw finish with TheCapt'n at the base. My balls have enough room to name all the IM members.

Send her over. We'll trade.
 
DiGiTaL said:
How did she have a good time if your cock is not big enough to write CellarDoor on it? I can write CellarDoor Saney Retlaw finish with TheCapt'n at the base. My balls have enough room to name all the IM members.

Send her over. We'll trade.
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Is that up the shaft or around? :thinking:
 
Dildo up the ass...I stopped reading after that. Have fun bro ;)
 
DiGiTaL said:
How did she have a good time if your cock is not big enough to write CellarDoor on it? I can write CellarDoor Saney Retlaw finish with TheCapt'n at the base. My balls have enough room to name all the IM members.

Send her over. We'll trade.
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That was merely a joke my friend. I can write CellarDoor aROUND my dong...big letters
 
But she's sexy. Good job homie
 
CD, you are just too sweet. The thick peckers are your preference I take it?
 
Yeah, post them in here if you want, I won't look.
 
DiGiTaL said:
CD where are my pics?
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Pics in the CT with a "fuck you" to Saney. If you look there is one without the sign. :kissu:

ManInBlack said:
CD, you are just too sweet. The thick peckers are your preference I take it?
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Baby, I like them all. Long, thick, straight, curved upward is the best, but guys with small cocks can eat da poosie like no other.
 
Psh, vortrit would do that with me too. He's a well known slut.

ManInBlack, you go get the gummybears, Ill get some movies and we'll bring her to my place and "watch movies". Im sure she wouldnt mind company..
 
DiGiTaL said:
Psh, vortrit would do that with me too. He's a well known slut.

ManInBlack, you go get the gummybears, Ill get some movies and we'll bring her to my place and "watch movies". Im sure she wouldnt mind company..
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Lol, "Do you wanna come over and watch a movie?" Guy code for "Do you wanna cum over and fuck my brains out?"


I was actually asked this last week.
 
CellarDoor said:
Lol, "Do you wanna come over and watch a movie?" Guy code for "Do you wanna cum over and fuck my brains out?"


I was actually asked this last week.
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Yea you said no last week I was hoping you'd changed your mind by yesterday.. so at 8?
 
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