where's the American's?

[Tough Old Man]

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me
housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the
passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and
encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand
and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and
says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says........."Probably at work!"

 

[kbm8795]

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me
housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the
passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and
encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand
and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and
says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says........."Probably at work!"

Indigenous Americans have always had such a strong work ethic.

 

[DOMS]

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me
housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the
passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and
encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand
and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and
says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says........."Probably at work!"

 

[DOMS]

Indigenous Americans have always had such a strong work ethic.

Technically, there are no indigenous Americans.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Indigenous Americans have always had such a strong work ethic.

You mean all the people who live in our inner cities and have endured,
discrimination for the last 400 years?



(They should all be sterilized, if they have collected welfare for more than one year)

 

[gococksDJS]

Technically, there are no indigenous Americans.

By definition yes there are. If you originate and live in an environment, you are indigenous, or native to that area. I'm am indigenous American. It's safe to say that the European colonists weren't indigenous.

 

[dougnukem]

Technically, there are no indigenous Americans.

I disagree...















Whoops, wrong thread. heehee

 

[GFR]

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me
housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the
passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and
encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand
and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and
says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says........."Probably at work!"

Funny post Tough.......yet at the same time it makes me want to puke..


Don't forget the special Business loans our stupid country gives to immigrants and not to its own citizens.

 

[Burner02]

Funny post Tough.......yet at the same time it makes me want to puke..


Don't forget the special Business loans our stupid country gives to immigrants and not to its own citizens.

exactly

 

[Nate K]

Yeah...screw all immigrants.........????
You guys suck.

 

[DOMS]

By definition yes there are. If you originate and live in an environment, you are indigenous, or native to that area. I'm am indigenous American. It's safe to say that the European colonists weren't indigenous.

I guess that's true, but certainly not in the sense that kbm8795 was likely referring to.

 

[kbm8795]

You mean all the people who live in our inner cities and have endured,
discrimination for the last 400 years?



(They should all be sterilized, if they have collected welfare for more than one year)

Then you'd have to sterilize much of the Republican Administration, starting with Brownie.

 

[DOMS]

Republicans have been discriminated against for 400 years???

 

[Burner02]

I do believe that welfare needs to be seriously over-hauled.
I was in line at a super market some time back..the woman @ the register said the women that was in front of me was on welfare and pregnant w/ her 7th kid.
I say: if a person has time to fuq..they have time to work.
There are some who do deserve to have welfare...most don't. It's supposed to be an aid until you get back on your feet, not a way of life.
There is trash that needs to be cleaned up, grafitti (sp) needs to be washed off, etc.
They want that welfare check? They should have to EARN it. Then, they'ed be so damn tired at the end of their day, theyd not have time to make babies...
make them work X amount of maunal labor then X amount of hours getting some sort of basic skill set toget them being productive members of society.
Saw a bumper sticker:
Work harder: millions on welfare are counting on you.

I dont think that's asking too much. I work multiple jobs..so do many people...I just think those lazy muthas' should pull their own weight. I want to see something from my hard earned incomes...

---of course, I could be wrong...

 

[kbm8795]

I do believe that welfare needs to be seriously over-hauled.
I was in line at a super market some time back..the woman @ the register said the women that was in front of me was on welfare and pregnant w/ her 7th kid.
I say: if a person has time to fuq..they have time to work.
There are some who do deserve to have welfare...most don't. It's supposed to be an aid until you get back on your feet, not a way of life.
There is trash that needs to be cleaned up, grafitti (sp) needs to be washed off, etc.
They want that welfare check? They should have to EARN it. Then, they'ed be so damn tired at the end of their day, theyd not have time to make babies...
make them work X amount of maunal labor then X amount of hours getting some sort of basic skill set toget them being productive members of society.
Saw a bumper sticker:
Work harder: millions on welfare are counting on you.

I dont think that's asking too much. I work multiple jobs..so do many people...I just think those lazy muthas' should pull their own weight. I want to see something from my hard earned incomes...

---of course, I could be wrong...

Good idea. We can start up a Michael Brown School of Fashion God/Fancy Dinner Work Ethics for the poor.

 

[lnvanry]

I do believe that welfare needs to be seriously over-hauled.
I was in line at a super market some time back..the woman @ the register said the women that was in front of me was on welfare and pregnant w/ her 7th kid.
I say: if a person has time to fuq..they have time to work.
There are some who do deserve to have welfare...most don't. It's supposed to be an aid until you get back on your feet, not a way of life.
There is trash that needs to be cleaned up, grafitti (sp) needs to be washed off, etc.
They want that welfare check? They should have to EARN it. Then, they'ed be so damn tired at the end of their day, theyd not have time to make babies...
make them work X amount of maunal labor then X amount of hours getting some sort of basic skill set toget them being productive members of society.
Saw a bumper sticker:
Work harder: millions on welfare are counting on you.

I dont think that's asking too much. I work multiple jobs..so do many people...I just think those lazy muthas' should pull their own weight. I want to see something from my hard earned incomes...

---of course, I could be wrong...

There will always be lazy poor people who drain the system.

They do not know how to move up in class and do not care to learn. Let them take their $200 a month. I really don't care, they'l be left behind...They always are

 

[Burner02]

true-
But they are getting more than 200.00 and more if they keep having kids...
It's just irritating
It's a lose-lose situation

 

[Yanick]

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me
housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the
passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and
encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand
and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and
says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says........."Probably at work!"

lmao! i laugh yet i'm pissed off at two things about this joke.

1. the truth of it
2. the generalization of ALL immigrants as being the evil doers and drainers of our society.

 

[lnvanry]

lmao! i laugh yet i'm pissed off at two things about this joke.

1. the truth of it
2. the generalization of ALL immigrants as being the evil doers and drainers of our society.

I like the joke, but I don't see the truth. Most immigrants work very hard. Especially Mexicans migrants...They take any job
I can think other minorities that don't though.

 

[DOMS]

I like the joke, but I don't see the truth. Most immigrants work very hard. Especially Mexicans migrants...They take any job
I can think other minorities that don't though.

Hey! Selling crack isn't as easy as you think!

 

[lnvanry]

Its probably easier since they have better genes JK

 

[GFR]

Here a typical immigrant.....fucking druggies also

 

[BigDyl]

Here a typical immigrant.....fucking druggies also

ROFLZOLORZOR@ his shirt being in third person.

 

[god hand]

Hey! Selling crack isn't as easy as you think!

If that aint the truth!

 

[KelJu]

Technically, there are no indigenous Americans.

 

[GFR]

Technically, there are no indigenous Americans.

True.....only Africa ( or China...depending on who you believe) had indigenous people, every other country in the world is full of imagrants.

 

[GFR]

True.....only Africa ( or China...depending on who you believe) had indigenous people, every other country in the world is full of imagrants.

Also......who the fuck cares.