where the thought of having one more scoop of post work out protein or another cup of steamed microwaved brocoli makes you viciously nauseous
just the thought of having to finish this shaker of NO synthesize is like drinking pure depression.
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A man is sitting at a bar one night having a drink, a guy comes in and orders a beer. As the bartender gets it he pulls an 8 inch man out of his pocket with a piano and sets it on the bar and it starts to play. Both amazed they look at him and ask "where did you get that?"
The man replies that there is a genie in the alley behind the bar. The man gets up and goes outside to check it out and there it is. He rubs the lamp, the genie comes out and tells him he'll grant him one wish. He asks for a million bucks, the genie tells him your wish is granted.
As he goes back into the bar he finds it's filled with ducks. He pushes them out of the way as he gets back to the first man and says "I think that genie is a little hard of hearing", the man replied "no kidding, you think I asked for an 8 inch pianist?"
just the thought of having to finish this shaker of NO synthesize is like drinking pure depression.

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A man is sitting at a bar one night having a drink, a guy comes in and orders a beer. As the bartender gets it he pulls an 8 inch man out of his pocket with a piano and sets it on the bar and it starts to play. Both amazed they look at him and ask "where did you get that?"
The man replies that there is a genie in the alley behind the bar. The man gets up and goes outside to check it out and there it is. He rubs the lamp, the genie comes out and tells him he'll grant him one wish. He asks for a million bucks, the genie tells him your wish is granted.
As he goes back into the bar he finds it's filled with ducks. He pushes them out of the way as he gets back to the first man and says "I think that genie is a little hard of hearing", the man replied "no kidding, you think I asked for an 8 inch pianist?"