You might be a Power Lifter if ?

[weldingman]

1. You have trouble counting past 5.
2. You volunteer to mop the floor as an excuse to sniff the ammonia.
3. You think the ???wonder bra??? is a new bench press aid.
4. You feel the Space Shuttle is A Rich Peters promotional gimmick.
5. You???ve ever stolen the baby powder off the diaper changing table.
6. 2 out of 3 ain???t bad.
7. You can multiply by 45 by memory.
8. When asked by the doctor for a blood sample, you show him your shins.
9. You check your depth when sitting on the toilet.
10. You check into a 4-star hotel wearing bike shorts and a tank top.
Popularity: 6% [?]

 

[Gazhole]

You become enraged when rappers say "Westside".

 

[weldingman]

lol

 

[vhien12]

quite a list...

 

[weldingman]

vhien! where bouts in NC?

 

[Lone Wolf]

If you have more garments in your gym bag made of polyester than is worn by the whole crew at McDonald's....You might be a powerlifter.

 

[Lone Wolf]

If you develop "white lung" from the chalk and babypowder you might be a powerlifter

 

[Lone Wolf]

You might be a powerlifting female if all heads turn when you squat.

 

[Saney]

You might be a power lifter if you consider sex with your Fat Chick a good workout

 

[sprayherup]

If you have ever used a Home Depot card to purchase "training equipment", you might be a powerlifter.

If you use the handicap stall at a public restroom for the use of the handrails on leg day.....you might be a powerlifter.