how to get water out of your ear

[Yanick]

ever take a shower and get water stuck in your ear?

i have that shit right now, i usually jump on the same side leg and lean my head down towards the side of the ear thats clogged.

i've been doing this for 15 min and my ear is still all clogged up with water.

any advice?

 

[Dale Mabry]

I typically do the "Jump up and down while leaning your head to that side and hitting the opposite ear with my hand" unless it is Foreman, then I would tell him to use a hammer instead of his hand or just jam a Phillips screwdriver in the affected ear.

 

[GFR]

I typically do the "Jump up and down while leaning your head to that side and hitting the opposite ear with my hand" unless it is Foreman, then I would tell him to use a hammer instead of his hand or just jam a Phillips screwdriver in the affected ear.

I love taking showers with Dale, he is a good back scrubber.

True Story.

 

[shiznit2169]

use a Q-tip

 

[Dale Mabry]

I love taking showers with Dale, he is a good back scrubber.

True Story.

I give the best reach-arounds too, and not with my hand if you get what I am getting at...the mouth.

 

[Dale Mabry]

use a Q-tip

Stop being practical.

 

[DaMayor]

ice pick.

 

[DaMayor]

Some folks put a couple of drops of isopropal rubbing alcohol in each ear....

Some Docs don't think this is the greatest idea.....

I say wait it out. H20's never killed anybody.

 

[Dale Mabry]

Some folks put a couple of drops of isopropal rubbing alcohol in each ear....

Some Docs don't think this is the greatest idea.....

I say wait it out. H20's never killed anybody.

Uhhhh, ever hear of drowning?

 

[devildog88]

Hydrogen Peroxide will help with "Swimmer's ear". A couple of drops will dry it out and clean out ear wax.

 

[DaMayor]

Uhhhh, ever hear of drowning?

A minor oversight on my part......

 

[Yanick]

Hydrogen Peroxide will help with "Swimmer's ear". A couple of drops will dry it out and clean out ear wax.

is that safe?

tried the q-tip and the h2o is deep inside, i was always told not to go too deep with the q-tip so i'm not gonna shove it into my ear.

 

[maniclion]

I tilt my head to the side and then pull my ear lobe in different directions that usually releases the pressure holding the water in.

 

[largepkg]

use a Q-tip

I was told by my ENT that a q-tip is the worst thing you can use for your ear. I used a q-tip for the same reason once and ended up packing ear wax into my ear which completely clogged my ear canal. I was def for 2 days in that ear.

The ENT said never stick anything bigger than your elbow in your ear.

 

[Tough Old Man]

I use straight up vinegar. Works everythime and also will get rid of a ear infection better then any prescrobed antibiotic.

 

[Dale Mabry]

I use straight up vinegar.

Before or after your wife douches with it?

 

[BulkMeUp]

I beat myself over the head with a dead chicken while I say 5 are fathers

Lie!

 

[jasone]

Try blowing into your ear.

 

[LittLe FraNk]

look heres what u do
keep your mouth shut and hold your nose shut and try to blow through your nose if that dont work
see TIM ALLEN request BINFORD AIR COMPRESSOR

 

[FrankT]

I was told by my ENT that a q-tip is the worst thing you can use for your ear. I used a q-tip for the same reason once and ended up packing ear wax into my ear which completely clogged my ear canal. I was def for 2 days in that ear.

The ENT said never stick anything bigger than your elbow in your ear.

 

[tucker01]

Basically don't put shit in your ear.

 

[FrankT]

Basically don't put shit in your ear.

I'll make sure not to stick my elbow in my ear anymore.

 

[Vieope]

Ok this will be a little tricky. You need to evaporate it by raising the temperature of your skull to the boiling point.

 

[viet_jon]

I used a q-tip for the same reason once and ended up packing ear wax into my ear which completely clogged my ear canal. I was def for 2 days in that ear.

you must be retarded.

 

[FrankT]

you must be retarded.

Man today is a good day for this shit.

 

[Yanick]

my ear turned out to be clogged by earwax. the doc used a syringe with a little tube thingy and sprayed warm water into my ear...you wouldn't believe the amount of shit that comes out!

i was half deaf for 3 days.

 

[Mista]

I always use Q-tips. Never had a problem. I herd its bad for you tho.

 

[FrankT]

I always use Q-tips. Never had a problem. I herd its bad for you tho.

Same. I always use Q-tips.

I think they are fun

 

[largepkg]

you must be retarded.

Said the emaciated body builder...

 

[KataKlysm954]

hang upside town