One athletic human male or 50 average squirrels?
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Who would win in a fight?
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Squirrels. They have teeth and claws and are quick as hell.
If the squirrels were agressive they would totally fuck up a human. Just imagine all those little bastards jumping all over you taking little chunks of your skin away each time they bite down. Not to mention their little claws that would eventually tear you up. They would also be dive bombing your ass from trees, kamakazie style.
My vote goes to the squirrels.
My vote goes to the squirrels.
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Squirrels can be pretty dangerous.
They would mess you up but none of the wounds would be really deep. You could snap their necks with your bare hands. It would take a while to kill all 50 and you would be messed up pretty but I think you could win.
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"The witnesses said the squirrels fiercely eviscerated the dog. When the people rushed to rescue the dog it was too late. The fight between the dog and the squirrels lasted for not longer than a minute."
hmmm... depends on what the person was wearing. Give me a leather jacket, leather pants, and gloves and it would help a lot
What kind of dog was this?
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"A big stray dog."
"They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh."
Well 50 of us can't take down a bear... and we can't even take down 50 small mammals like squirrels.
We are truely a pathetically weak species as far as fighting without weapons goes.
Those aren't just any squirrels. They are black Russian squirrels.
Humans have no: claws, sharp teeth, fur, horns or antlers, thick skin, any real power. Humans are pathetic.
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Racist.
We hunted black squirrels when I was a kid in Michigan. They were really fast and could jump like a kangaroo but they were lazy and stupid so we killed them with ease.
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Im taking the Human to stomp the s*%t out of that furry tail thing
Ever heard of Língchí "Death of a Thousand Cuts"?, a normal human would probably go into shock pretty quick after that kind of pain and blood loss....
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The guy would win by just stomping on the squerls necks.
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Hmm, maybe against squirrels, but not squerls, they're too deadly.
Are the squirrells trained in Jui jitsu?
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We're talking about Russian squirrels. They know three types of martial arts, powerlift, and carry a gun at all times.
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Seriously, russian squirrels are like extra dexterous miniature grizzly bears. 2 of those bad boys would take down any human being, using special forces group tactics and the secrets of their martial arts.
Normal squirrels on the other hand are pretty much... well, squirrels. I think a really fat and trained cagefighter might take them. The cuts won't do that much damage when you're fat enough. Clothing also makes a huge difference. Leather outfit, jeans, or a silk pyjama...
So my vote goes to the squirrels, but not garanteed.
Normal squirrels on the other hand are pretty much... well, squirrels. I think a really fat and trained cagefighter might take them. The cuts won't do that much damage when you're fat enough. Clothing also makes a huge difference. Leather outfit, jeans, or a silk pyjama...
So my vote goes to the squirrels, but not garanteed.
Just don't fight 50 Russian squirrels if you are only wearing a G string
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Lawl, I won't believe that until I see photos.
Do you guys think that God Hand is going to start a thread called "Do black Squirrels have better genes than white squirrels? ''
