I scare the blind with my ugliness. I am the reason there is dark. I am the reason they came up with that saying coyote ugly. And when you are drunk enough at a bar, thats when i come out of the shadows. I am the thing that all your friends remember you did but dont mention it because you repressed it. if the memory came back to you, the ghost busters couldn't get rid of that type of haunting.
So yeah i think i'm pretty hot.
