Post your non-dumbass answer here... (good luck)

[The Monkey Man]

Guys or Gals...

Here is the situation:

Met a nice young lady at work...

I usually would never date out of my office, but she works in a
separate area in my building, far away from my group...

So she is in the lunch area today looking super edible
and one of my coworkers and I discuss her briefly

I can't resist so later on today, I go and dig up the dirt

the plot thickens:

She is likely about 9-10 years younger than me...

She is of Indian (east) descent, which may present difficult cultural outlooks (especially relating to work i think)

She is more educated than me (but me more successful, job and paywise)

She has a supposed boyfriend, but he is living in Washington DC (far, far away)

She doesnt appear to be too into exercise (but thats not really what this is about, is it monkey?)

I tell all of this to my aforementioned Co-worker, and he is like...
"No problem, you can get her"



Should I take it a little further?... Test the water?
Or just let it rest, not interfere, and let her have her long distance relationship?
(I know, "GHEY")


You understand... She's very hot
(And I could get fired for sexual harrassment)

????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[BigDyl]

You really like me?

 

[viet_jon]

bang her in the ass then ignore her

 

[maniclion]

Fuck her on the copy machine while it's running, leave the copies in everyones in boxes, if anyone recognizes the birthmark on her left butt-cheek then shes a workplace ho...leave her alone from then on...

 

[Jodi]

Let it be. It's so not worth it.

1. You work with her Doesn't matter same building or not. You never know what could happen because of it.
2. She's in a relationship already
3. I know you enough to know it will driving you fucking INSANE that she doesn't work out and that will weigh on you and you will eventually dump her.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Nuh, Nuh, Nuh, Nuh, Nuh -


I said NON dumbass answers

Do I have to restrict this to a 28 and older thread?

 

[Jodi]

excuse me? I thought I was the only one that gave you a decent answer for christ's sake. Fine I won't post again.

 

[GFR]

Guys or Gals...

Here is the situation:

Met a nice young lady at work...

I usually would never date out of my office, but she works in a
separate area in my building, far away from my group...

So she is in the lunch area today looking super edible
and one of my coworkers and I discuss her briefly

I can't resist so later on today, I go and dig up the dirt

the plot thickens:

She is likely about 9-10 years younger than me... I

She is of Indian (east) descent, which may present difficult cultural outlooks (especially relating to work i think)

She is more educated than me I (but me more successful, job and paywise)

She has a supposed boyfriend, but he is living in Washington DC (far, far away)

She doesnt appear to be too into exercise (but thats not really what this is about, is it monkey?)

I tell all of this to my aforementioned Co-worker, and he is like...
"No problem, you can get her"



Should I take it a little further?... Test the water?
Or just let it rest, not interfere, and let her have her long distance relationship?
(I know, "GHEY")


You understand... She's very hot
(And I could get fired for sexual harrassment)

????????????????????????????????????????????????????

#1. don't shit where you sleep you fucking idiot.

#2. Indians are very, very, very hairy...enjoy.

#3. You are a fucking idiot

 

[GFR]

Let it be. It's so not worth it.

1. You work with her Doesn't matter same building or not. You never know what could happen because of it.
2. She's in a relationship already
3. I know you enough to know it will driving you fucking INSANE that she doesn't work out and that will weigh on you and you will eventually dump her.

I agree 100%, The Monkey Man is an Idiot for even asking

 

[The Monkey Man]

excuse me? I thought I was the only one that gave you a decent answer for christ's sake. Fine I won't post again.

Oh please, I was mid post as you were hitting [<---Enter]

 

[Double D]

I totally agree with Jodi and Foreman (for once).

I think she maybe really attractive and you are letting your lower head do the thinking. It will get you in trouble everytime.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Let it be. It's so not worth it.

1. You work with her Doesn't matter same building or not. You never know what could happen because of it.
2. She's in a relationship already
3. I know you enough to know it will driving you fucking INSANE that she doesn't work out and that will weigh on you and you will eventually dump her.

But Joooooooddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?!?!?! -

 

[BigDyl]

Nuh, Nuh, Nuh, Nuh, Nuh -


I said NON dumbass answers

Do I have to restrict this to a 28 and older thread?

 

[GFR]

I totally agree with Jodi and Foreman (for once).

If you don't agree with me 90% of the time or more you are an idiot

 

[viet_jon]

Nuh, Nuh, Nuh, Nuh, Nuh -


I said NON dumbass answers

Do I have to restrict this to a 28 and older thread?

 

[Double D]

If you don't agree with me 90% of the time or more you are an idiot

An idiot for not agreeing with you? Wow that definitly gives me something to think about.........yeah thought long enough, and I doubt it. I think if you were to reread some of the things you have posted you would probably argue with yourself more times than not.

 

[Jodi]

But Joooooooddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?!?!?! -

I need to get laid

Sit on your left hand for about 15 minutes until it goes numb. Maybe with a numb hand and arm it will feel like someone else is doing it for you

 

[The Monkey Man]

An idiot for not agreeing with you? Wow that definitly gives me something to think about.........yeah thought long enough, and I doubt it. I think if you were to reread some of the things you have posted you would probably argue with yourself more times than not.

 

[GFR]

But Joooooooddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?!?!?! -

I need to get laid

You might try thinking of a woman as more than a sperm depository first. Women are people with feelings and dreams, you might work on being her friend and respecting her then the sex might come later.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Sit on your left hand for about 15 minutes until it goes numb. Maybe with a numb hand and arm it will feel like someone else is doing it for you

I take back my pretty compliment -

 

[Double D]

Do you disagree?

 

[GFR]

An idiot for not agreeing with you? Wow that definitly gives me something to think about.........yeah thought long enough, and I doubt it. I think if you were to reread some of the things you have posted you would probably argue with yourself more times than not.

How did you know about that

 

[The Monkey Man]

Did anyone notice the "age VS answer" split so far here -

 

[BigDyl]

Sit on your left hand for about 15 minutes until it goes numb. Maybe with a numb hand and arm it will feel like someone else is doing it for you

I call it the stranger.







What if I imagined it was you doing it?

 

[The Monkey Man]

 

[Jodi]

You might try thinking of a woman as more than a sperm depository first. Women are people with feelings and dreams, you might work on being her friend and respecting her then the sex might come later.

Foreman is that you?

 

[BigDyl]

 

[Jodi]

I call it the stranger.







What if I imagined it was you doing it?

Well that would be as close as you ever get................

 

[The Monkey Man]

You might try thinking of a woman as more than a sperm depository first. Women are people with feelings and dreams, you might work on being her friend and respecting her then the sex might come later.

I can't help it, I'm so insanely horny - (uh-oh, truth comes out)







(all those lovely fitness girls hugging on me last week didn't help)

 

[viet_jon]

You might try thinking of a woman as more than a sperm depository first. Women are people with feelings and dreams, you might work on being her friend and respecting her then the sex might come later.