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fight situation, suggestions?

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mike456 said:
back from the shitter, I am leavin in like 5 min
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Ok, I'm leaving work now. I will check back in a bit. Good luck and again try to talk it out as much as you can.
 
mike456 said:
I was just takin a shyt, I am leavin right now, just want to say bye to all the fellow IM ers if I never get to chat agian, LOL
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they will prolly talk shit. don't listen to them.. you'll get physced(sp?) out and will panic lol.
 
I am just eating for some energy or so I can throw up on him if he punches mre in the stomach lol
 
mike456 said:
I am just eating for some energy or so I can throw up on him if he punches mre in the stomach lol
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wow eating....you will get bloated and become sick...if anything do a quick workout to get pumped :rofl:
 
Goodfella9783 said:
Go tell your wife to cook you some dinner. Oh yeah she's probably bangin a dude with $$ and a chin. Not someone who stays on the internet all day long posting picture of little boys. :laugh:
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lool.. my mom banged the milkman :D ..wait no that was foreman :laugh:
 
Witmaster said:
Walk outside with your pants around your ankles singing the theme song to Titanic. If he approaches, shit in your hands and prepare to fight.

He'll probably just shoot you.
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This has got to be the funniest post i've ever read.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Seriously though, that would work I think. Noone is gonna want to fight some crazy fucker who shits in his hands before he's gonna fight, let alone get hit by shitty hands.


Now Mike, if I could give you some advice it would be to go all west side story on his ass. Break into some sort of crazy white guy dance and see what happens, you never know, you might actually turn this into something profitable.
 
mike456 said:
I am just eating for some energy or so I can throw up on him if he punches mre in the stomach lol
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Good luck not getting the shit kicked out of you. Just don't be a bitch. Take your beating like a man, and don't fucking cry.
 
fletcher6490 said:
Now Mike, if I could give you some advice it would be to go all west side story on his ass. Break into some sort of crazy white guy dance and see what happens, you never know, you might actually turn this into something profitable.
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Or they'll beat his ass even more for dancing around like a douchebag...
 
Goodfella9783 said:
Or if you could do this -- when they're both there. Tell the little brother he can have one shot at you since he said that's what you did.
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Since so many people disagree with this -- it is meant to be in an extreme case of you being terrified of this Crip killing you. The little bro will hit you getting even and it will be over. The older bro won't get involved. Yeah it's not exactly good fighting advice. But if you're a tough kid, can take a punch and are legitimately scared of this kid shooting you. If you want fuck this kid up bad and aren't scared at all:
 
Goodfella9783 said:
1. Try and talk to the one who lied and work it out with him
or
2. Look all scared when he approaches you like you want to talk it out/not fight. When he gets close enough start talking like you don't want to fight him and when the time is right, sucker punch him hard in the jaw/nose and keep throwin or kick him in the balls or whatever. Don't let up until you know he's done. Not neccesarily a sucker punch, but make sure you hit him when he isn't expecting it.
or
3. If his bro (the one who lied) is there with the gangster kid -- engage in a conversation with the older brother for a few minutes and try to talk your way out of it. If it doesn't look like that is possible, keep talking and without any warning, sucker punch the little brother (the one who lied) since he is not who you are directly talking to (like if he is on the side of you) -- and start running.

PS - Make sure you have at least 1 friend since there's two of them
PS - Don't get involved if you suspect this "gangsta" kid would use any weapons in the fight or in retaliation of you beatin his ass.
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:box:
 
Before you go call 911 to the fight scene so they break up the ass-kickin', curb-checkin', head-stompin' you're about to take. It will become 50 to 1 as the beaners in their cars stop and get out to get their shots in. You should consider attending a charter school from now on ... since you now cannot return to your old school.

If you know how to fight then take on the bigest fuckers first ... if not then take on the bigest fuckers first and get it over with. And BTW ... that line about "he who runs away lives to fight another day" is bullshit. Mexicans will out run you then beat you down after you used up all your energy tryin to run away.
 
Goodfella9783 said:
Go tell your wife to cook you some dinner. Oh yeah she's probably bangin a dude with $$ and a chin. Not someone who stays on the internet all day long posting picture of little boys. :laugh: Pedaphile
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You are so mad I love it :lol:
 
BoneCrusher said:
And BTW ... that line about "he who runs away lives to fight another day" is bullshit. Mexicans will out run you then beat you down after you used up all your energy tryin to run away.
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They love to stomp a Gringo...Ay Dios Mio!!!
 
Goodfella9783 said:
Since so many people disagree with this -- it is meant to be in an extreme case of you being terrified of this Crip killing you. The little bro will hit you getting even and it will be over. The older bro won't get involved. Yeah it's not exactly good fighting advice. But if you're a tough kid, can take a punch and are legitimately scared of this kid shooting you. If you want fuck this kid up bad and aren't scared at all:
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that might look good on paper to a guidance counseller, but trust me, there's no deal making at a fight.
 
Whatever you do, don't punk out, or you will hate yourself forever.
 
I miss being a teenager and fighting!

when you fight everything else in your life gets the volume turned down!
 
Goodfella9783 said:

Or if you could do this -- when they're both there. Tell the little brother he can have one shot at you since he said that's what you did. If he tries to land anymore than 1, get away while telling him you said just 1. If that doesn't stop it just run and it will likely be over since the 1 hit was landed. Don't do it if he's a big kid and will do damage. If he's like 16 or 17, and you're bigger & expecting the punch, no way you'll get KOed. I'd be damned if anyone in my HS ever knocked me out when I fought.
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:rolleyes:


Wow this sounds like advice my sister would give back when we were 9 or 10 years old.
 
KelJu said:
Whatever you do, don't punk out, or you will hate yourself forever.
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Good advice, when Kinkicky punked out, Danny Zuko had to drive at Thunder Road, and he not only won the race, he won the Pinks. He also lettered in Track, and got Sandy back. What did Kinkicky get? A pregnancy scare from whore Rizzo. A-whop-bop-bam-bo-whap.....................a-whop-bam-boom!!!!!!
 
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