Married...with Children

[KelJu]

Lawl, married with children use to be my favorite show. That was back when FOX didn't suck donkey balls.

 

[fufu]

What years did this show air? I didn't even know it existed till a couple years ago.

 

[KelJu]

I watched it back when I was in 6th and 7th grade so it must have been back in 93 or close to that.

 

[min0 lee]

What years did this show air? I didn't even know it existed till a couple years ago.

Where the hell have you been?

 

[ABCs]

I saw a few re-runs alittle while ago and it reminded me why this show was so frigg'n funny. It stilll holds it's own in TV land.

 

[tucker01]

Started in 1987 First prime time sitcom on fox

NO MA'AM

National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood

 

[BulkMeUp]

I love that show. It still makes me laugh. The stupidity comes across very nicely in it.

 

[fufu]

Where the hell have you been?

Across the Atlantic! wooooooooooooosh

 

[maniclion]

Violet Beauregarde"Your not grasping the gravity of the situation Mr. Bundy"

Al "I think gravity has it's hands full right now."

 

[BulkMeUp]

Al is shocked going through his exorbitant phone bill...

Al: $200! and who called this number?
Kelly: err.. I did daddy. But dont worry i saved you money.
Al: And hows that, pumpkin?
Kelly: Well, it was $3.99 for the first minute and 50 cents for every additional minute. So, instead of getting charged extra, i hung up after the first minute and called them back!

 

[americanwit]

I scored 4 touchdowns in a game.

 

[DOMS]

And that's why cable will never replace the movie going experience.

 

[DOMS]

Hahaha

 

[DOMS]

Private Eye

 

[fufu]

Somebody is havin' fun on youtube.

 

[BulkMeUp]

"Arent you open?"
"Sorry ma'am, unlike your mouth we do close sometimes!"

"It so happens we marched yesterday"
"What? the million pound march? .... Hams across America?"

"have i told you how beautiful you look today?
"no"
"oh good. Then the blood is still flowing to my brain!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lymZ4fKjk7E&mode=related&search=

 

[DOMS]

Somebody is havin' fun on youtube.

Damn straight!

I need the humor. My son split his head open in the bathtub. He got three stitches beneath the skin and five on top. He's six years old. The doc injected him 7 times into the meat with an local painkiller. Then he stitches him 8 times and he didn't move a centimeter.

 

[tucker01]

Woah shitty, That must suck such a helpless feeling.

 

[DOMS]

Woah shitty, That must suck such a helpless feeling.

It was his third time getting his head stitched.

I was okay, but I had to spend a long time calming my daughter down. She's pretty emotional. She really lost it when she saw all that blood.

 

[fufu]

Damn straight!

I need the humor. My son split his head open in the bathtub. He got three stitches beneath the skin and five on top. He's six years old. The doc injected him 7 times into the meat with an local painkiller. Then he stitches him 8 times and he didn't move a centimeter.

Damn! How is he doing?

 

[DOMS]

Damn! How is he doing?

He just finished eating his happy meal. He's doing fine. The kid is a real trooper. Like I said, he didn't move a centimeter. The doc said that was better than some adults.

It seems he has his dad's tolerance for pain.

 

[DOMS]

It's a Bundyful Life, part 1.

 

[DOMS]

Part 2

 

[maniclion]

It was his third time getting his head stitched.

I was okay, but I had to spend a long time calming my daughter down. She's pretty emotional. She really lost it when she saw all that blood.

If it's any condolence I hit my head several times as a child and I'm just fine...

 

[DOMS]

Best of Bundy part 1, part 2, and part 3.

 

[DOMS]

If it's any condolence I hit my head several times as a child and I'm just fine...

Oh God...!