Hey Norm!

[min0 lee]

No Help Wanted​

Coach:Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm:No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
Coach:How about a beer, Norm?
Norm:Hey, I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life.

Fortune and Men's Weights:​

Coach:How's a beer sound, Norm?
Norm:I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.
Coach:What's up, Norm?
Norm:Corners of my mouth, Coach.

Snow Job:​

Coach:What's shaking, Norm?
Norm:All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.
Coach:Beer, Normie?
Norm:Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week. Eh, why not, I'm still young.

Norman's Conquest:​

[Norm comes in with an attractive woman.]Coach:Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?
Norm:With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe.

I'll Be Seeing You (Part 2)​

Coach:What's up, Normie?
Norm:The temperature under my collar, Coach.

Diane Meets Mom:​

Coach:What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?Norm:Going down?[Norm returns from the hospital.]Coach:What's up, Norm?
Norm:Everything that's supposed to be.

Peterson Crusoe:​

[Norm comes in, depressed. He just stands by the door with a sullen face.]
Norm:[mutters] Afternoon, everybody.
All:Norm? (Norman?)

The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter:​

Sam:What's new, Normie?
Norm:Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach. They're demanding beer.

King of the Hill:​

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Coach:What'll it be, Normie?
Norm:Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.​

The Mail Goes to Jail:​

Coach:What would you say to a beer, Normie?Norm:Daddy wuvs you.

Behind Every Great Man:​

Sam:What'd you like, Normie?
Norm:A reason to live. Gimme another beer.
Norm:Afternoon, everybody.
Cliff:Afternoon, everybody.
All:[silence]

 

[min0 lee]

Woody:How's it going, Mr. Peterson?
Norm:Poor.
Woody:I'm sorry to hear that.
Norm:No, I mean pour.

Sam:How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm:Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.

Norm:Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.

Sam:What's going down, Normie?
Norm:My butt cheeks on that bar stool.

Sam:How's life in the fast lane?
Norm:Dunno, can't get on the on-ramp.

Woody:Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm:Alright, but stop me at one ... make that one-thirty.

Sam:What's the story, Norm?
Norm:Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

Sam:How about a beer, Norm?
Norm:That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!

Woody:What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm:The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson. A beer please, Woody.

Sam:What's up, Normie?
Norm:My nipples, it's freezing out there.

 

[DOMS]

[Norm comes in with an attractive woman.]
Coach: Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?
Norm: With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe.

 

[Witmaster]

I miss Cheers. That was a fantastic show.

 

[the nut]

Cliff:"Well, ya see Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first."

"This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members."

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first."

"In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

 

[min0 lee]

Cliff:"Well, ya see Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first."

"This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members."

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first."

"In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

 

[Gazhole]

Cliff's explanations were the best part of that show.

 

[fufu]

Cheers owns.

 

[maniclion]

Cliff:"Well, ya see Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first."

"This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members."

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first."

"In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

You don't know how many times I've used that in support of judicious use of drugs...