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Shortly after her wedding, the newlywed wife is complaining to her mother about her husband's insatiable sexual appetite.
"He wants to do it 15 times a day, anytime, anyplace, anywhere -- on the table, on the stairs, on the sofa, in the car, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening. I can barely walk anymore!"
The mother advises her daughter to tell him that she has her period, which seems like a good idea.
So that evening, when the husband comes home from work, he proceeds to undress himself and his wife, when she stops him.
"I'm sorry sweetie, but it's that time of the month."
The husband gets up, looks at his wife, and says, "It's all good honey. I understand." He puts on a robe and walks away.
The wife is somewhat surprised at the mature reaction of her husband, until a few minutes later he returns holding two glasses and a bottle of champagne.
So she asks, "What's going on, dear?"
"We're celebrating!" he replies.
"Celebrating? What exactly are we celebrating?" she asks.
"Anal sex week!"
"He wants to do it 15 times a day, anytime, anyplace, anywhere -- on the table, on the stairs, on the sofa, in the car, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening. I can barely walk anymore!"
The mother advises her daughter to tell him that she has her period, which seems like a good idea.
So that evening, when the husband comes home from work, he proceeds to undress himself and his wife, when she stops him.
"I'm sorry sweetie, but it's that time of the month."
The husband gets up, looks at his wife, and says, "It's all good honey. I understand." He puts on a robe and walks away.
The wife is somewhat surprised at the mature reaction of her husband, until a few minutes later he returns holding two glasses and a bottle of champagne.
So she asks, "What's going on, dear?"
"We're celebrating!" he replies.
"Celebrating? What exactly are we celebrating?" she asks.
"Anal sex week!"
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you allowed yourselves to be dominated by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't really know. My wife just told me to stand here."
Said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you allowed yourselves to be dominated by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't really know. My wife just told me to stand here."
The painting:
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. I'm still deciding... I like white a lot too but i usually go for more of a white on white pattern. 
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http://img134.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=0ae00_VGI0282P040110.jpg
http://img140.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc246&image=6acd8issue45_25.jpeg
And...
Lotus Elise racing For those interested in car racing. Hoax or not, his driving skills are amazing.
Rodney Mullen awesome skating
Interesting
Fireworks and lightning
Speed Painting Must See!
Porn is big business
Now this is home cinema
100 quotes, 100 movies, 100 numbers Countdown from 100 using film quotes. For the movie lovers among us.
Clouds wave formation; Wiki explanation on gravity waves
Lightning strikes in your backyard
A History of Everything in 10min Unless you're a creationist, a Must-see!
From egg to chicken
Games
Urban stickman sniper
Other
Japanese girls with superpowers wrestling The japs are fucking weird.
Anti speeding campaign ad: heavy...
Now this is fresh fish
Zebra vs rhino
Cat vs turtle
The body baker
5000 pigeons in a car
Photoshop: how to make a girl slim
Extra terrestial bitch
Real life crash
Air sex This is really fucking sad!
Funny
Dog rapes duck
Family guy vs Capcom
Simpsons vs Family Guy
Urban sports: knock and don't run
For Little Wing
Baby compilation
Sexy
Thong girl
Keeley Hazell
Kyla Cole
http://img134.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=0ae00_VGI0282P040110.jpg
http://img140.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc246&image=6acd8issue45_25.jpeg
And...
ha the babies are great but why is dog rapes duck a girl in a thong 
That's what I thought when I saw her rack!
Oh... right, the crash.
And dog rapes duck is a girl in a thong indeed.
Messed up that link, it's the same as 'thong girl' under Sexy.
I also bought a new bike, what do you think?
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Best of youtube (the uploader claims) First 4mins with the animals are best.
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Top 10 sports accidents
Great moments in video Watch this one!
Soccer bloopers
Best of youtube (the uploader claims) First 4mins with the animals are best.
I like that one. I'm a big fan of black & white pics.
i spent all day sorting images.... i'm addicted.
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