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some guys i knew oncewere talking about a guy that would start fights in clubs n pop a boner while he was getting the shit kicked out of him. 
I remember the bumpy bus ride to school and home would give me the most raging hard-ons....I thought I would outgrow that but one time, not long ago, I was on a crowded city bus and we'd hit a few potholes that sent my tool into a stand-up comedy bit, he really embarrassed me when an old lady got on the bus and no one was getting up for her so I just stood up and let her have my seat...and there I found myself standing with my little fella pointing at this girls head as I stood in the aisle of the bus. We hit a pothole that made the bus sway side to side and her ear laid right into my crotch...I don't know what he whispered to her down there but she gave a side glance and then leaned forward in her seat a little...
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I remember the bumpy bus ride to school and home would give me the most raging hard-ons....I thought I would outgrow that but one time, not long ago, I was on a crowded city bus and we'd hit a few potholes that sent my tool into a stand-up comedy bit, he really embarrassed me when an old lady got on the bus and no one was getting up for her so I just stood up and let her have my seat...and there I found myself standing with my little fella pointing at this girls head as I stood in the aisle of the bus. We hit a pothole that made the bus sway side to side and her ear laid right into my crotch...I don't know what he whispered to her down there but she gave a side glance and then leaned forward in her seat a little...
no joke almost the exact same thing happened to me on a crowded public bus not too long ago. It was a bit of morning wood + sitting at the back of the bus, and I was praying that it'd go down before my stop but it didn't. Getting pass people to get off the bus felt like the big wheel in the price is right, with my dong as the little ticky bumper and other people's faces being the numbers. It could have been my imagination but I picked up on some glances and snickers on the way out, but I was sitting back there with tanya so people probably thought we were fooling around in public so I kinda just took it as praise
every morning on the bus going to school way back when, mr. winky used to rise when he'd see mrs. yontef's cleavage (goddamn she had big boobies). By the time I got to school, my magic wand would still be going. Couldnt stand up. Then i saw the bus aide and her beasty face scared the shit out of me and i was good.
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I remember the bumpy bus ride to school and home would give me the most raging hard-ons....I thought I would outgrow that but one time, not long ago, I was on a crowded city bus and we'd hit a few potholes that sent my tool into a stand-up comedy bit, he really embarrassed me when an old lady got on the bus and no one was getting up for her so I just stood up and let her have my seat...and there I found myself standing with my little fella pointing at this girls head as I stood in the aisle of the bus. We hit a pothole that made the bus sway side to side and her ear laid right into my crotch...I don't know what he whispered to her down there but she gave a side glance and then leaned forward in her seat a little...
At school I would get boners on the bus coming back from the gym...I just strategically placed my gym bag in such a way to hide my trouser snake, the light sports shorts don't help either.
Eddie Murphey put it the best in his standup bit... "remember back in school when your dick would just sort of stand up like it just wanted to see what's going on?" **stands with legs together and leans side to side pretending to be a boner** 
I had to laugh real good at that one when I heard it because it's such a hilarious TRUTH... I mean really a lot of times back in school it's like boners would just appear out of nowhere for no reason, I'd look down and hey guess what it's hard as hell. Personally though, men thinking about sex every 6 seconds... I think it goes to around 80-100% of your thoughts if you're day dreaming which is probably why it happens most of the time in school. Just coming into puberty and thinking about sex more often, given ample time to let your mind wander in class really supports setting yourself off.
On a side note, I'm eating grape tomatoes right now... man these things are tasty.
I had to laugh real good at that one when I heard it because it's such a hilarious TRUTH... I mean really a lot of times back in school it's like boners would just appear out of nowhere for no reason, I'd look down and hey guess what it's hard as hell. Personally though, men thinking about sex every 6 seconds... I think it goes to around 80-100% of your thoughts if you're day dreaming which is probably why it happens most of the time in school. Just coming into puberty and thinking about sex more often, given ample time to let your mind wander in class really supports setting yourself off.
On a side note, I'm eating grape tomatoes right now... man these things are tasty.
I had a particularly embarrassing one back in high school. This is a bit of a two parter. First, I was with my girlfriend at the time, walking home from school (we attended college classes while at high school, so this was well after everyone else got out).
The second part is that it involved two guys who walked out of the gym in their underwear
right in front of us (this was right around the time I kind of discovered I was gay, so it was very interesting and embarrassing for me).
I laugh about it now all the time though. It wasn't exactly like I had any chance to hide it or anything, I thought it was cool that the guys didn't care and didn't make a big deal about it (I was about a foot taller than both of them and I know I can be intimidating sometimes). I no real option but to finish the walk home with a bit of a tent. She didn't notice because she was too busy starring at both of them. Oh well, that's my embarrassing story.
Sorry for the really gay post, but it's the truth.
The second part is that it involved two guys who walked out of the gym in their underwear
right in front of us (this was right around the time I kind of discovered I was gay, so it was very interesting and embarrassing for me). I laugh about it now all the time though. It wasn't exactly like I had any chance to hide it or anything, I thought it was cool that the guys didn't care and didn't make a big deal about it (I was about a foot taller than both of them and I know I can be intimidating sometimes). I no real option but to finish the walk home with a bit of a tent. She didn't notice because she was too busy starring at both of them. Oh well, that's my embarrassing story.
Sorry for the really gay post, but it's the truth.
am i the only girl reading these?
what your nips never popped out of your shirt at an embarrassing time?
yes. i got asked if i was cold a lot.
I dont believe you. Show me some proof.
yes. i got asked if i was cold a lot.
there was proof in my gallery but i airbrushed them out.
Now I'm going to be closely eyeing the boob shots in your pics for evidence of air brushing.
it's the pic with the mountains in the background.
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riding on the back of a motorcycle with another guy
Im pretty sure that would be a terrible time to get a boner....
Im pretty sure that would be a terrible time to get a boner....
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hey sir, I seen a little vid with Craig Titus and some other guy and they were even in their spankies and they hopped on a bike together all homosexual like
and if one of them got a boner, it would be the worse thing to ever happen in the world
you'd be correct on that.
i'd think while you were getting a cavity search would be bad 
Getting baptized, you wear a little white robe and tighty whiteys....after you get wet it's like a wet t-shirt contest.....
I almost got one while getting an X-ray, I was in a hospital gown and had to take off my boxers cause they had buttons on them and they didn't want them showing on the film...anyway I was laying flat on my back and the X-ray tech was a cute filipina girl, I had to fight with all my might as I watched my gown start to tent....luckily she was in the back room getting a cushion to wedge on my side to get the right angle for my left and right spine shots....
I almost got one while getting an X-ray, I was in a hospital gown and had to take off my boxers cause they had buttons on them and they didn't want them showing on the film...anyway I was laying flat on my back and the X-ray tech was a cute filipina girl, I had to fight with all my might as I watched my gown start to tent....luckily she was in the back room getting a cushion to wedge on my side to get the right angle for my left and right spine shots....
I used to have this Chiropractor that was smoking hott, so I would purposely make my appoints be the last of the evening so that her and I could possibly have some alone time together. Well yeah, so in my fucked up head I would imagine the porno scene of how it would all go down while I was getting the heat massage shit all alone in the room. Hahaha, then she would come back in the room after like 20 minutes and start flipping me around doing all that crazy shit. You have no idea how "hard" it was for me to not pop a giant bone. I went to her probably 20 times and every time was the last appointment of the night and ever time I got no action...Go figure. Then she moved to another town and I have not been to a Chiropractor since.
In Marine Corps Basic Training.....
Sitting in nothing but a pair of white boxer shorts, Stacked in a room a**holes to Elbows with 300 other young men.... Cute nurse with hypnotic eyes and intoxicating perfume... Yea, bad timing.
Sitting in nothing but a pair of white boxer shorts, Stacked in a room a**holes to Elbows with 300 other young men.... Cute nurse with hypnotic eyes and intoxicating perfume... Yea, bad timing.
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while reading these stories about homosexual times to get a boner
I was the one who made that second quote. You guys are awesome, I don't have any stranger (but true) stories that that one.
I was having kind of a confidence "issue" a few months back. It was an issue where I sort of had... A LOT OF IT.
I was in a quick trip (popular gas stations in Wichita) and I was talking to the girl behind the counter just making my exchange buying gas and some beef jerky. She noticed about the same time I did that my penis was getting HARD, to which my comment was "yeah you might wanna ugly yourself up a bit next time so this doesn't happen"
She laughs akwardly
I laugh akwardly
I reach in and adjust myself
I leave...
I was in a quick trip (popular gas stations in Wichita) and I was talking to the girl behind the counter just making my exchange buying gas and some beef jerky. She noticed about the same time I did that my penis was getting HARD, to which my comment was "yeah you might wanna ugly yourself up a bit next time so this doesn't happen"
She laughs akwardly
I laugh akwardly
I reach in and adjust myself
I leave...
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