Worst time to get a boner.....

[Plateau_Max]

There I fixed it for you. Read it again.

 

[Fetusaurus Rex]

There I fixed it for you. Read it again.

for me?

you shouldnt have...

 

[the nut]

I threw the kid next to me's book at him trying to smash his dick

Dude, you can lose your man license for that.

 

[zombul]

Discuss.

At the two hour and thirty six minute mark of mom and dads home made porn clips.

 

[the nut]

I remember the bumpy bus ride to school and home would give me the most raging hard-ons.

How about rollercoaster rides, those were the best!

 

[Little Wing]

At the two hour and thirty six minute mark of mom and dads home made porn clips.

this one requires an explanation.

 

[Little Wing]

when you are vanessa del rio and you are at the beach in a tiny little white bikini.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Mens Lockeroom/shower at any gym
Very embarrassing if you are not ghey...


And I love the gays... just not like that -

 

[zombul]

this one requires an explanation.

I was fine at the two hour and thirty five minute mark

 

[danny81]

there was some gay kid in my gym class and when we are changing he gets a boner. we didnt think he was really gay, but it turns out he is. he left the school because of all the constant disses and getting his ass kicked everyday. but yah getting a boner in a male gym changing room is bad.

 

[Little Wing]

I was fine at the two hour and thirty five minute mark

you really watched your parent's home made porn? if you did you deserve like a nerves of steel medal or something

 

[tallcall]

there was some gay kid in my gym class and when we are changing he gets a boner. we didnt think he was really gay, but it turns out he is. he left the school because of all the constant disses and getting his ass kicked everyday. but yah getting a boner in a male gym changing room is bad.

That's the truth, and it's also the reason I always hated locker rooms.

 

[zombul]

you really watched your parent's home made porn? if you did you deserve like a nerves of steel medal or something

Ok let me clear this up real quick before it gets carried away,that was completly meant in a sarcastic manner and is not true at all.But it would be a bad time though.

 

[Fetusaurus Rex]

while watching a gay parade go down the street

 

[danny81]

^^^^^^^^LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BTW tall call why didnt you just change in the girls locker room?

 

[Minotaur]

while watching a gay parade go down the street

No such a bad thing if you're gay and in the midst of gay men... it's not so unusual.

If if you're not gay you could wind up having friends up the ass.

 

[Little Wing]

Ok let me clear this up real quick before it gets carried away,that was completly meant in a sarcastic manner and is not true at all.But it would be a bad time though.

i actually read a post where someone recognized their parents on a vcr porn tape. i think it was on here. can you say scarred for life.

 

[tallcall]

^^^^^^^^LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BTW tall call why didnt you just change in the girls locker room?

Then everyone would have known, remember I kept it as buried as I could for a loooong time. I just stayed away from locker rooms in general (my school did not require p.e. classes, but I took one or two in the beginning anyways - I know stupid).

By the way danny, I understand that it is uncomfortable to talk about this, so let me say that I in no way intend to come off as some weak a**hole (I can't really stand the femine gay guys and am very masculine myself, I hate the prissy ones you always see on tv!!!). Also I will answer any questions as honestly as I can since I am still going through all of this in my therapy sessions. Next step, getting out and meeting people.

 

[maniclion]

While giving your mom, dad, sister, brother....another man the Heimlich...

 

[min0 lee]

Then everyone would have known, remember I kept it as buried as I could for a loooong time. I just stayed away from locker rooms in general (my school did not require p.e. classes, but I took one or two in the beginning anyways - I know stupid).

By the way danny, I understand that it is uncomfortable to talk about this, so let me say that I in no way intend to come off as some weak a**hole (I can't really stand the femine gay guys and am very masculine myself, I hate the prissy ones you always see on tv!!!). Also I will answer any questions as honestly as I can since I am still going through all of this in my therapy sessions. Next step, getting out and meeting people.

More power to you.

 

[Witmaster]

This guy came out Wit, you don't have to be shy. We don't judge...

Did I mention the nurses name was 'Brad' and he's a Scorpio from Long Island.....

 

[tallcall]

Did I mention the nurses name was 'Brad' and he's a Scorpio from Long Island.....

Yeah, you gotta love those male nurses. Seriously, my Uncle started as a nurse in the Navy in the 70's and ended up administering the Naval hospital at Gitmo for many years (I forgot how many) until his retirement.

 

[Plateau_Max]

The only thing I don't like about male nurses is when I get one while I'm in the hospital.... grrr. It's like when my friend and I went to a resturaunt one time and it was nothing but REALLY HOT waitresses, but we got the ONE waiter. It ended up being okay 'cause he was real cool and was telling us which of the girls were single and what not

 

[min0 lee]

Yeah, you gotta love those male nurses. Seriously, my Uncle started as a nurse in the Navy in the 70's and ended up administering the Naval hospital at Gitmo for many years (I forgot how many) until his retirement.

Male nurse.....Navy.......this must run in the family.

 

[tallcall]

Male nurse.....Navy.......this must run in the family.

Yes, but don't tell him, I want it to be a surprise!

 

[min0 lee]

Yes, but don't tell him, I want it to be a surprise!

Your going to suprise your uncle by telling him he's gay? He still doesn't have a clue yet?

 

[tallcall]

Your going to suprise your uncle by telling him he's gay? He still doesn't have a clue yet?

I just think we should keep it from his wife. I don't want her knowing he has a "mister"-ess.

I'm only kidding of course.

 

[min0 lee]

I just think we should keep it from his wife. I don't want her knowing he has a "mister"-ess.

I'm only kidding of course.

 

[Rockhard2212]

When you are getting surgery because one time I was getting surgery on my finger and i was in a hospital gown and i got a boner in pushed right through the buttons and the sexy female doctor was in the bathroom

 

[vortrit]

In high school getting a hard on was kinda embarrasing. Nowadays, I think it would be hilarious.

Id be more embarrassed to get a hard on and no one noticed.

lawl!