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I think urban men are more effeminate.

DOMS said:
BTW, Mr. "Real Man", post a pic of yourself. Let us see what a "real man" looks like. We can use the laugh.
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I want everyone here to read this and make sure to see it, because this is a huge point that I always seem to wonder myself. So many open chat shit talkers, yet so few pictures to put their money where their mouth is.
 
iMan323 said:
^^I'm confused.
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He's a dumb shit.

One, he doesn't own a house and doesn't realize the drive way belongs to the next house.
Two, he must be bald if he thinks my hair is long.
Three, he seems to have mastered the number one.
Four, he's an Internet bitch that still hasn't posted his own picture.
 
You have a real reading comprehension problem. I didn't say your hair was long.
 
Yeah clemson, you always bitch about everyone else on the planet, post a picture.
 
Yeah, I am definitely going to post a picture for you to make fun of. Let me get right on that.

I'll see if I can find one where I am pale as shit, wearing sun glasses in the shade, posing by myself yet still trying to look like a bad ass, while sitting on a stump in front of my grandma's house.
 
clemson357 said:
Yeah, I am definitely going to post a picture for you to make fun of. Let me get right on that.

I'll see if I can find one where I am pale as shit, wearing sun glasses in the shade, posing by myself yet still trying to look like a bad ass, while sitting on a stump in front of my grandma's house.
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Why don't you just use the one in your gallery of your 3 boyfriends all in their underwear.
 
clemson357 said:
Yeah, I am definitely going to post a picture for you to make fun of. Let me get right on that.

I'll see if I can find one where I am pale as shit, wearing sun glasses in the shade, posing by myself yet still trying to look like a bad ass, while sitting on a stump in front of my grandma's house.
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So what you are saying is you are afraid we will make fun of you. Um, yeah mkay... we make fun of you antway. A picture will only help your credibility since we are all 99% sure you are full of shit 100% of the time.
 
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KelJu said:
So what you are saying is you are afraid we will make fun of you. Um, yeah mkay... we make fun of you antway. A picture will only help your credibility since we are all 99% sure you are full of shit 100% of the time.
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I can help make him a star!
 
clemson357 said:
Yeah, I am definitely going to post a picture for you to make fun of. Let me get right on that.

I'll see if I can find one where I am pale as shit, wearing sun glasses in the shade, posing by myself yet still trying to look like a bad ass, while sitting on a stump in front of my grandma's house.
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You are an Internet bitch! :funny:

Surely a big manly man such as yourself must look stunning. :roflmao:
 
I think your sexy DOMS. In a non gay way that is.


Also, I'm still a redneck. Duly noted.
 
Pink clashes with my skin tones....
 
I really can't stand pink. :paddle:

It's funny to see that this thread is now three pages long. I predict another 5 pages before it ends! :D
 
vortrit said:
I think your sexy DOMS. In a non gay way that is.


Also, I'm still a redneck. Duly noted.
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Thanks for the very nice compliment, man!

Contrary to what CockGobbler357 thinks, what you drink, own, and do with your leisure time don't determine whether you're a "man".

What determines that is your ability to be self sustaining, taking care of your friends and family, not letting anyone walk all over you, and helping those in need.

Being big doesn't make you manly, just like being small doesn't rob you of your masculinity. I've seen big guys that were nothing but bullies and went down faster than a Chinese hooker.

Care to guess what sort of a person clemson is?
 
:hmmm: Maybe this should be added to the list as well. "A real man fearlessly posts a pic of himself before starting threads like this"?
 
:yes:

You've gotta love that CumOnMyLips357 tried (but failed) to make fun of my pic, but won't post his own because he's afraid that we'll make fun of it.
 
DOMS said:
Only if clemson posts a pic. :evil:
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Maybe he isnt posting coz he really likes to wear pink :shrug:

Surely you've heard that those who bitch about things the loudest are usually guilty of it themselves :thinking: :p
 
DOMS said:
:yes:

You've gotta love that CumOnMyLips357 tried (but failed) to make fun of my pic, but won't post his own because he's afraid that we'll make fun of it.
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yep.. u look fine in ur pic.
 
-Mow your lawn (paying someone doesn't count. If you don't have a lawn, get one.) i have always mowed the lawn wherever i lived. and no i dont have my own home, i will buy a condo
-Drink man-beer. These include: budweiser, miller, coors, or anything comparable. Anything called "ultra-light" is explicitly excluded. used to drink peroni and guiness, but no drinks anymore
-Drink whiskey, scotch, or rum. Vodka is acceptable if mixed with tonic or taken straight. Anything mixed with a "diet" soda doesn't count. yuk
-Make more money than your wife or girlfriend. 90% of my x's made more money than me.(6 figure range)
-Bench press your weight at least ten times. havent tried it, but im sure i could
-Do at least 15 pull ups no way
-Own a gun. Anything smaller than 9mm doesn't count. own a lot of guns
-Hunt kill all kinds of things
-Camp at least twice a year (your car must be at least 1 mile away to qualify) yea, been through survival training as well
-Drive a pick-up truck, or something with 8 cylinders. If there is a mini-van with 8 cylinders, that doesn't count. nope, drive a sports car
-Hiking (around the neighborhood doesn't count) yep
-Drive a manual transmission. yep, see sports car
-Chop firewood. yep
-Own a dog over 35 pounds. no i dont like dogs, they shed and smell
-Own a motorcycle. nope
-Hate the mall. love the mall and all the cute girls inside them
-Own at least two power tools. yep

Subtract 1 point if you any of the following apply:
-You watch sports and talk about sports, but have never played a sport. played lots of sports
-You have ordered an appletini or anything comparable in the last year. no drinking
-You own one or more cats, but no dogs. i like cats and will probably have one some day
-You are a vegetarian. hell no
-You have never been in the wilderness. A gravel trial in a state park doesn't count. been there done that
-Your wife or girlfriend outweighs you. never happened
-Your wife or girlfriend dictates what you do on any given day, more than twice a week. oh yea.. have to compromise in a relationship

so here is my score for
part 1: 10pts
Part 2: -2pts

total: 8pts

i live in the city, i shave/wax my arms, legs, chest and back. i get a haircut every 2 weeks, and use pomade. i also use shower gel and a loofa instead of bar soap.. but hey im definately a man.
 
DOMS said:
Care to guess what sort of a person clemson is?
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A hermaphrodite, who is unsure whether to pursue being a male or a female, and is trying to justify his decision.
 
DOMS said:
:yes:

You've gotta love that CumOnMyLips357 tried (but failed) to make fun of my pic, but won't post his own because he's afraid that we'll make fun of it.
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The fact that you aren't ashamed of that pic is hilarious. The fact that you got so mad, vindictive, and personal in this thread is even funnier. Seems like this topic hit the nail on the head with you.
 
KelJu said:
A picture will only help your credibility since we are all 99% sure you are full of shit 100% of the time.
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Seeing as 100% of what I post on here is personal opinion, its kind of hard to be full of shit.
 
clemson357 said:
The fact that you aren't ashamed of that pic is hilarious. The fact that you got so mad, vindictive, and personal in this thread is even funnier. Seems like this topic hit the nail on the head with you.
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Ashamed of what? Owning a home? Looking good? Not being a bitch like you?

There is nothing you can say that will change the fact that you're a bitch. You write out a dumb ass list of what constitutes being a man and you try, and fail, to put down my picture. Yet you're so afraid to post a pic of your own. This action speaks louder than any shit you can write.
 
DOMS,

I like the way you appear to be grabbing your junk in your photo. A real man can grab his own junk.

Nice shoes!
 
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