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As a Muslim of Arabianiatic decent, I find it hard to look at America and see so much unlove for my people. It bungholes the mind when you consider all the anti-Arabiantia....er....towelhead propaganda that spews forth form the decrepit-waste-thingy that is US television. (Yes, I am looking at you, Disney Channel!!!)
Also you as people don't like us, and why? Yes, we don't really believe in electricity and we may smell like camel...but on other hand we very good with wires in little things that go tick-tock-boom. And yes, we may be a little bit sensitive about our great prophet guy, Muhamahameha...er...Head towelhead, but you are also very much sensitive.
"Great Satan America," is meant as joke! Sheesh, you blow few thousand innocent people up, and suddenly so serious..."OMG, like no you didn't!!!" Lighten up, don't be That Guy!
So in conclude, I make list of positive Arabian role models, so you no think we all bad:
1) Aladdin
2) Genie...er wait, that is robin Williams...um, close enough! He might be Arab
3) That guy from Robin Hood who narrate everything
4) Guy who realized that "Camel-ass" translate better as "Kabob" for American food market.
5) ...
...this hard....uh....Rob Schneider 
Anyway, hope this make you change mind and we be friends, yes?
Feel free to show love now...

Also you as people don't like us, and why? Yes, we don't really believe in electricity and we may smell like camel...but on other hand we very good with wires in little things that go tick-tock-boom. And yes, we may be a little bit sensitive about our great prophet guy, Muhamahameha...er...Head towelhead, but you are also very much sensitive.
"Great Satan America," is meant as joke! Sheesh, you blow few thousand innocent people up, and suddenly so serious..."OMG, like no you didn't!!!" Lighten up, don't be That Guy!

So in conclude, I make list of positive Arabian role models, so you no think we all bad:
1) Aladdin
2) Genie...er wait, that is robin Williams...um, close enough! He might be Arab

3) That guy from Robin Hood who narrate everything
4) Guy who realized that "Camel-ass" translate better as "Kabob" for American food market.
5) ...


Anyway, hope this make you change mind and we be friends, yes?
Feel free to show love now...

