Funny Joke I Heard Today...

[KentDog]

It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly." His first 100 days in office and *bam* swine flu!

 

[min0 lee]

That was funny.

 

[maniclion]

 

[vader]

coincindence? I think not

 

[IronAddict]

o.u.

 

[westb51]

 

[ClosingTime]

My dad told me the same joke, It wasn't really that funny. Unfortunately I could stare at him to make him feel dumb, lets see if it has the same affect O_O (feel dumb yet?)

-Trav

 

[RasPlasch]

Funny joke. But due to the many times I've heard it in the past 24 hours, it is no longer funny.

 

[min0 lee]

My dad told me the same joke, It wasn't really that funny. Unfortunately I could stare at him to make him feel dumb, lets see if it has the same affect O_O (feel dumb yet?)

-Trav

That's not nice, your lucky he didn't leave you on your mother's belly.
Fake a laugh, he's your father.

 

[ClosingTime]

It's just hard to laugh at something that is so blatantly not funny.
:/

Trust me if he was serious about it I would laugh, my dad was a Seal for 14 years. I'm not messing with that

-Trav

 

[lola1182]

heard this one already, lol.

 

[anotherposter]

Hmm...nice one...
but why would some one say that a black man would be president when pigs would fly!?

 

[Shae2K3]

Q: Why did Kirmit(sp?) the Frog die?

A: He caught the swine flu eating Miss Piggy.

 

[min0 lee]

Hmm...nice one...
but why would some one say that a black man would be president when pigs would fly!?

It was only less than 50 years ago that Blacks were allowed to use the same restrooms in the South, to have a Black man as President is something I never thought would happen in my lifetime....oh and Boston winning the World Series, they won 2 so anything can happen.

 

[Little Wing]

Hmm...nice one...
but why would some one say that a black man would be president when pigs would fly!?

it's a common phrase here that means it will never happen because pigs cannot fly. it means something is impossible.

 

[min0 lee]

Delaware is the only state that does not have a National Park.

 

[ClosingTime]

It was only less than 50 years ago that Blacks were allowed to use the same restrooms in the South, to have a Black man as President is something I never thought would happen in my lifetime....oh and Boston winning the World Series, they won 2 so anything can happen.

How about when the Buccaners won the superbowl, never thought that would happen either.

 

[min0 lee]

That's a good one also.

 

[ironman4]

I'm pissed off with National Rail.
The sign in the station said not to stand by the track as you will get sucked off.

Four fuckin hours I waited and nothing.

 

[Little Wing]

 

[anotherposter]

It was only less than 50 years ago that Blacks were allowed to use the same restrooms in the South, to have a Black man as President is something I never thought would happen in my lifetime....oh and Boston winning the World Series, they won 2 so anything can happen.

Thanks for the response Min0!

But I still am clueless regarding blacks being so underestimated.

 

[maniclion]

I'm pissed off with National Rail.
The sign in the station said not to stand by the track as you will get sucked off.

Four fuckin hours I waited and nothing.

You gotta stand six inches from the actual rail.....