Weird dreams you've had

[T_man]

Post your weird/scary/saucy/best/worst dreams here.

I'll start:
I had a dream I stole a game from a game shop in town, but there was a special disk in it that belonged to a mafia cartel, so they came after me. I said I would give it to them but they still wanted to kill me so I started running from these men in suits, and when I looked back they were the inter milan soccer team, so i decided to stop and fight them cos i was tired of running, but they all turned into terminators and i started roof hopping running away from them, and then i jumped and caught this zip-line and zipped down and when I landed I was in a forrest in kenya in a hut surrounded by rebels, and i took a gun and started shooting them like in Counter Strike but they wouldnt die cos i had bad lag, so i decided to run away into the forrest and when they were about to catch me i woke up sweating.

I went back to sleep and dreamed i was fighting my brother because he knocked a cookie out of my hand and we started doing some crouching tiger hidden dragon shit but i was hitting him as hard as i could (i'm tougher than him) but he wasnt taking any damage but he wasnt hitting me back, just chasing me, and i teleported to a random room with water on the floor and then my brother went through this blue teleporter thing and then it turned into train tracks, and i got a train to london to start university and then me and this girl caught a boat to have sex in but her boyfriend came and had a fight with me and then I woke up.

I have so many dreams about running away

I'm scared of sleeping nowadays because my dreams are so messed up, its like i was on LSD or something, my dreams are really fucked up

 

[Little Wing]

melatonin?

 

[Kevsworld]

I once dreamed there was a killer whale in the swimming pool where I always swam.

 

[Yanick]

[freudian accent] Tell me about your mother. [/freudian accent]

 

[Chubby]

Just remember to say to yourself that it is just a dream while you are still dreaming, then all those scary people will disappear. It is difficult but not impossible.

 

[HialeahChico305]

Just remember to say to yourself that it is just a dream while you are still dreaming, then all those scary people will disappear. It is difficult but not impossible.

I once had a dream a troll named chobby was banned from IM. Categorized under saucy dreams ha.

 

[Little Wing]

Just remember to say to yourself that it is just a dream while you are still dreaming, then all those scary people will disappear. It is difficult but not impossible.

my son says if he's having a bad dream he uses "the dream remote" and changes it. kids can so easily do things because they haven't gotten to the point where as adults we say we can't. he's not aware it's something special called lucid dreaming .

 

[nkira]

Lucid dreaming is Cool!!!

 

[T_man]

I cant control my dreams anymore.

Last night i had a dream my cousin was breaking into the neighbour's house with a friend of his, so me and my bro went out to beat them even though i knew it was my cousin because he wouldnt stop.

My cousin ran away but brought more friends with him and they came for me, so i ran but they weren't any further behind even though i was running as fast as i could. I turned around to fight them but all i was doing was hitting them and they werent taking any pain, just coming closer, so again i scaled my house but as i was about to get to the roof one of them grabbed my leg and thats when i woke up sweating.

I think i need a therapist, this is almost exactly how every dream i remember goes towards the end. I get into a bicker with someone, fight them, but they dont take any damage, so they chase me but they're always behind me the same distance and when i get tired i fight them again and they dont take any damage so i start running up buildings. It's so frustrating.

 

[nkira]

Come on relax...man, it happens sometimes....give it some time & it will go away.

 

[T_man]

no you dont understand

i have this dream 3-4 times a week every week for the past couple of months

i just want to sort it out. Obviously it's trying to hint at something because its the same things and same sequence, just different people.

Maybe its because i sleep on a full stomach?? And get too hot. And have a protein shake before I sleep so i need the toilet. and my body just uses this nightmare to wake me up as a way of homeostasis

 

[nkira]

Have you been thinking the same thing over & over again lately?

 

[T_man]

about fighting people, running away and jumping on roofs?? hmm no i dnt think so

btw have u had a dream about a sexual encounter with someone you see often (like work especially) and it was the last thing you dreamt about, then you see them in real life and have a weird feeling like you had sex with them??

 

[nkira]

Are you nuts! I hope you are not on drugs my friend.

 

[T_man]

no seriously you cant tell me you havent had a dream about sexin up a colleague. Just wondering if you get a weird feeling when you see them the day after the dream

maybe i got too much testosterone

 

[juggernaut]

I have a recurring dream where i wanna bang the living hell out of one of my clients; shes scary hot

 

[T_man]

you wanna beat her with your meat??

 

[nkira]

Well, I think we all have been there.....

no seriously you cant tell me you havent had a dream about sexin up a colleague. Just wondering if you get a weird feeling when you see them the day after the dream

maybe i got too much testosterone

 

[juggernaut]

you wanna beat her with your meat??

yes.

 

[T_man]

yes.

how do u feel when u see her after having one such dream?

 

[QuestionGuy]

For fear of being banned I can not tell you all the dreams I had...BUT the best dreams I ever had were of me Flying, flying is just so amazing in dreams and a few times I even realised that I was flying and did some crazy stunts but woke up during......................................

 

[Little Wing]

i dreamed i was stabbing someone once and it felt incredible. i woke up feeling so enlightened as to why serial killers do it then was like omg wtf that's so twisted.

i dreamed i got shot and was laying there n could hear the news so i realized i wasn't dead and i got up in the dream and went and looked at the bullet holes in the bathroom mirror and as i did they healed.

i dreamed i had killed someone and my brothers were trying to help me get out of the country. i was so relieved it wasn't true i cried when i woke up.

i dreamed Tess n i were hanging out with these girls and it dawned on me we had killed one of the girls mother. and i was freaking out cuz we hadn't buried her very deep and i was scared we'd get found out. i woke up thinking is that true is that true...

 

[juggernaut]

how do u feel when u see her after having one such dream?

like a dirty little boy who deserves to spanked

 

[HialeahChico305]

i dreamed i was stabbing someone once and it felt incredible.

. Does that mean you would gain some kinda pleasure or satisfaction if this was done in real life ?

 

[Little Wing]

. Does that mean you would gain some kinda pleasure or satisfaction if this was done in real life ?

i think if you were stabbing someone that really deserved it, say they were trying to kill you or your loved ones, there would be a type of satisfaction in it yes.

i used to watch a lot of forensic shows and a big question for me was how can anyone kill someone and ever rest again? eat, sleep, etc. i think that's what gives me those dreams. i don't understand a lack of conscience.... seems a person would be in a horrible state of anxiety afterward. unless the person you killed was the source of your fear then when you killed them it would feel like ahhhhh freeeeedom.

 

[Yanick]

i think if you were stabbing someone that really deserved it, say they were trying to kill you or your loved ones, there would be a type of satisfaction in it yes.

i used to watch a lot of forensic shows and a big question for me was how can anyone kill someone and ever rest again? eat, sleep, etc. i think that's what gives me those dreams. i don't understand a lack of conscience.... seems a person would be in a horrible state of anxiety afterward. unless the person you killed was the source of your fear then when you killed them it would feel like ahhhhh freeeeedom.

Have you ever read Crime and Punishment? It deals with just this, and many other, issue. Justified murder and the psychological consequences. Great book, one of my favorite works of literature. It'll also depress you for weeks, and I'm not an emotional person by any means.

 

[Little Wing]

Have you ever read Crime and Punishment? It deals with just this, and many other, issue. Justified murder and the psychological consequences. Great book, one of my favorite works of literature. It'll also depress you for weeks, and I'm not an emotional person by any means.

my mom shot and killed a man that was trying to kill her. she suffered an emotional collapse and was hospitalized after. she kept saying "thou shalt not kill". it was justified, she never even had to go to court but it was still so fucking bad. i know a guy who accidentally killed someone in a car accident, he will never be the same even tho it was really not his fault. just fucked up... there but for the grace of god go i.

i usually am very drawn to books like that and genocide stuff etc. i just bought escape from the nazis... i'm trying to not depress myself right now though.

 

[T_man]

my mom shot and killed a man that was trying to kill her. she suffered an emotional collapse and was hospitalized after. she kept saying "thou shalt not kill". it was justified, she never even had to go to court but it was still so fucking bad. i know a guy who accidentally killed someone in a car accident, he will never be the same even tho it was really not his fault. just fucked up... there but for the grace of god go i.

i usually am very drawn to books like that and genocide stuff etc. i just bought escape from the nazis... i'm trying to not depress myself right now though.

no wonder you had those dreams then....

but i might be worried, dreams might be a way to show what's coming in the near future, almost like a prophecy. I mean it has to be because last night I dreamed I was in the xfactor finals & the girl i love was in it as well singing a song about me and also that amanda holden wanted to fuck me

 

[maniclion]

I am dreaming right now that I am in these giant storm drains. I'm running so fast I can run on the sides or upsidedown. There are guys on jet ski's behind me, they are shooting at me but the bullets feels like marshmallows, but they penetrate my skin, I have blood streamers trailing behind me, but my skin clamps shut soon after like I have super healing powers. I am running up now towards the surface, I see 4 faint beams of sunlight ahead, it's a manhole cover. I bust through it like a geyser 30 feet high and am tumbling in the air falling back to the ground, I see the manhole flipping in front of me one side is painted, like the ones in Tokyo, with a samurai chopping bamboo with his sword, each turn he is in a new position. Now his sword slashes out at me. I kick at the flat edge and feel myself accelerate backwards

 

[Yanick]

my mom shot and killed a man that was trying to kill her. she suffered an emotional collapse and was hospitalized after. she kept saying "thou shalt not kill". it was justified, she never even had to go to court but it was still so fucking bad. i know a guy who accidentally killed someone in a car accident, he will never be the same even tho it was really not his fault. just fucked up... there but for the grace of god go i.

i usually am very drawn to books like that and genocide stuff etc. i just bought escape from the nazis... i'm trying to not depress myself right now though.

Wow thats crazy. I'd be an emotional wreck as well, justified or not. I just have a reverence for life, hell I try (it doesn't always work, sometimes they are quick fuckers) not to even kill bugs if I see em in the house. I'll just try and get them outside. We were in my backyard one day and my brother's girlfriend saw a spider and started freaking out screaming, kill it kill it! I just stood there and said, he's outside just hanging out I'm not doing anything. She just stood there screaming for like 10 minutes then realized I wasn't going to kill a spider at her whim, relaxed and walked away. He/she has just as much right to be there as I do, I hate emotional people.

Oh and regarding lucid dreams. I had one this one time. It was when I worked in a gym and I was sitting in the lobby in the front but everything was this strange color, and there were cactii there and like tumbleweeds. So I'm just sitting there super puzzled and this other trainer comes around and sits next to me. I turn to him and say, hey dude this has got to be a dream. No, he says, I'm here aren't I? So I say, yeah but look at all the weird stuff, the cactii and such. And he's like, no dude you were just dreaming on the couch and I woke you up, this is real. So we start arguing and I say, well I'm gonna pinch myself and wake up because this is a dream, I don't care what you say. So I pinch myself and arouse into that semi-sleep state and was fairly excited so I tried to go back to sleep ASAP. I dozed off in under 30s and knew I was dreaming and could do whatever I wanted. I remember doing the Spider Man thing through NYC, shooting web out of my hands and swinging around. It was the coolest thing I ever experienced. Too bad I only had 1 in my life.