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Megan Fox isn't real

would you fuck megan fox in a public supermarket?

Not only would I do that, I would do it in the fresh produce section so we have a wide variety of uh....things to play with.
 
Not only would I do that, I would do it in the fresh produce section so we have a wide variety of uh....things to play with.


LOL the healthy serving of meat and vegtables for her....maybe you would have to roll on over to the dairy section for some whipped cream for dessert.
 
Not only would I do that, I would do it in the fresh produce section so we have a wide variety of uh....things to play with.

i'd be too busy pounding to use anything else. I would actually go until I was a skeleton. For days and days till I got a heart attack
 
I'd do it in the pancake and syrup isle. Kind of closed off, not too many people in that area...
Or, perhaps the bread isle so I can hit her on the head with a loaf of bread.
 
i'd be too busy pounding to use anything else. I would actually go until I was a skeleton. For days and days till I got a heart attack

like you would last that long with Megan Fox :p
 
I'd pay a produce boy to dump all the bananas in stock on top of us and all people would see is a heaving heap of bananas, after a while i'd bust out in a crotchless gorilla suit while dragging her by the arm on a mat of banana peels to the seafood section where I'd take two lobsters out of the tank and clip them to my nipples and continue over to the deli where I would spank her with a large salami while slinging cheese slices at on-lookers and passers-by, hell I might even stick my dick in a tub of potato salad....
 
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I like her shoulder tat, even though it's kind of ironic when you see her on the red carpet all nice and gilded.....

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The one on her left ribs is not as asthetically pleasing, it looks like dirt or a bruise at a distance.....

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I'd pay a produce boy to dump all the bananas in stock on top of us and all people would see is a heaving heap of bananas, after a while i'd bust out in a crotchless gorilla suit while dragging her by the arm on a mat of banana peels to the seafood section where I'd take two lobsters out of the tank and clip them to my nipples and continue over to the deli where I would spank her with a large salami while slinging cheese slices at on-lookers and passers-by, hell I might even stick my dick in a tub of potato salad....

I'd let her put a cheese grater to my testicles until she could fill a decent sized dish with shavings, then have her roll around in a tub of butter until she could roll around in the shavings until partly covered with ball crumbles akin to making chicken parmesan. Then I'd pleasure myself to clippings of her pubic hair while she fingers my new scrotum hole and calls me my mother's name. About halfway through she puts her fist up my anus as far as she can, calling me worthless and bringing up childhood embarrasments, so that right before I ejaculate she can spread her fingers out wide, shoveling feces out of my anus and spreading it across my back and face.
 
I'd let her put a cheese grater to my testicles until she could fill a decent sized dish with shavings, then have her roll around in a tub of butter until she could roll around in the shavings until partly covered with ball crumbles akin to making chicken parmesan. Then I'd pleasure myself to clippings of her pubic hair while she fingers my new scrotum hole and calls me my mother's name. About halfway through she puts her fist up my anus as far as she can, calling me worthless and bringing up childhood embarrasments, so that right before I ejaculate she can spread her fingers out wide, shoveling feces out of my anus and spreading it across my back and face.
That is just abominably atrocious and abhorrently appalling, to think you would be able to ejaculate after your balls tumble from your sack and dangle by their tubes, the prostate just can't pump that well against gravity no matter how well stimulated it is rectally......
 
I'd let her put a cheese grater to my testicles until she could fill a decent sized dish with shavings, then have her roll around in a tub of butter until she could roll around in the shavings until partly covered with ball crumbles akin to making chicken parmesan. Then I'd pleasure myself to clippings of her pubic hair while she fingers my new scrotum hole and calls me my mother's name. About halfway through she puts her fist up my anus as far as she can, calling me worthless and bringing up childhood embarrasments, so that right before I ejaculate she can spread her fingers out wide, shoveling feces out of my anus and spreading it across my back and face.

beyond a joke :finger::ipoke:
 
thats pretty fucking twisted. Welcome to IM.

I'd let her put a cheese grater to my testicles until she could fill a decent sized dish with shavings, then have her roll around in a tub of butter until she could roll around in the shavings until partly covered with ball crumbles akin to making chicken parmesan. Then I'd pleasure myself to clippings of her pubic hair while she fingers my new scrotum hole and calls me my mother's name. About halfway through she puts her fist up my anus as far as she can, calling me worthless and bringing up childhood embarrasments, so that right before I ejaculate she can spread her fingers out wide, shoveling feces out of my anus and spreading it across my back and face.
 
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