Thanksgiving Plans?

[Arnold]

What's everyone doing on Turkey day?

I am doing the typical family get together at my mom's house.

 

[Triple Threat]

We're doing the typical family get together at my house. Turkey, other stuff, desserts, etc.

 

[tucker01]

Working it was a month and a bit ago.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Wife and I are hosting it for my family at our house. We have 43 pounds of turkey for 11 people. I hope's that's enough turkey.

 

[maniclion]

Lay around the house nursing a hangover, maybe get up around noon and ramble through Waikiki maybe even saunter onto the beach for a bit then go home, fire up the grill, sear some flesh over the hot coals, share some thanks with my dogs...eat, drink and be merry.....

 

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'Twas The Night of Thanksgiving[SIZE=-1]??? Author Unknown ???[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned ??? the dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees ...
Happy eating to all, pass the cranberries, please.
May your stuffing be tasty, your turkey be plump.
Your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious, your pies take the prize.
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.[/SIZE]

 

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Things you can only say on Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9.Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know its ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

 

[fufu]

 

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We'll do it again on Christmas and then New Years and rest till Valentines day.

We believe in quality over quantity.

 

[maniclion]

Things you can only say on Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9.Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know its ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. You wanna try my pie?
20. Is that enough meat for you?