Captn'stabbin

[GFR]

Last night I ate a family dinner of popeye's spicy chicken, had a large side of cajun rice and a 24 pk of corona to wash it all down.

Well about 15 minutes ago it came back to haunt me, I just took a huge shit and it looked exactly like Captn'stabbin.

What did I do you ask, well like everyone else who has finished with Captn'stabbin I flushed it down the toilet.

 

[theCaptn']

Captn'Stabbin is such old hat

Captn'ReachAround is the new anal master.

Kudos on Popeye Chicken, I hear it's the shiznit!@

 

[TurdFerguson]

I stopped paying attention after "spicy chicken".....was there more to the story?

 

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Captn'stabbin and Doublebase are going at it. After they finish, Captn'stabbin turns to Doublebase and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So Doublebase puts his finger in his ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything",the Doublebase says. So Captn'stabbin says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something".

So Doublebase put his hand in Captn'stabbin ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says Captn'stabbin. "No really", Captn'stabbin, "I can feel it, look deeper." So Doublebase puts his whole arm in Captn'stabbin ass and is feeling around when he touches something.

"Hey, I found something,"says Doublebase. "Well take it out," says Captn'stabbin. Doublebase pulls his hand out of the guys ass, looks at it and see's it is a Rolex.Captn'stabbin starts singin, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......"

 

[min0 lee]

Four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.

Well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.

Well just as the put them up there, Captn'stabbin walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Last night I ate a family dinner of popeye's spicy chicken, had a large side of cajun rice and a 24 pk of corona to wash it all down.

Well about 15 minutes ago it came back to haunt me, I just took a huge shit and it looked exactly like Captn'stabbin.

Sorry to hear about this bro. That's got to be a tough one, when you take a shit and it looks like someone you know. I mean what do you do, do you tell them? I say just flush and forget about it. Let it go bro.

 

[peptides]

It was so hilarious to have a shit like that and you name it it was so crazy

 

[Captn'stabbin]

god damn how did i miss this. Obviously i'm a huge piece of shit but flushing me is obviously the wrong decision. Take a pic and enter it in a contest, then jar me and save in the basement.

 

[Dark Geared God]

Captn'stabbin and Doublebase are going at it. After they finish, Captn'stabbin turns to Doublebase and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So Doublebase puts his finger in his ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything",the Doublebase says. So Captn'stabbin says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something".

So Doublebase put his hand in Captn'stabbin ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says Captn'stabbin. "No really", Captn'stabbin, "I can feel it, look deeper." So Doublebase puts his whole arm in Captn'stabbin ass and is feeling around when he touches something.

"Hey, I found something,"says Doublebase. "Well take it out," says Captn'stabbin. Doublebase pulls his hand out of the guys ass, looks at it and see's it is a Rolex.Captn'stabbin starts singin, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......"

Bump****